'Stupid of the week' nominations

c.j · Post by **c.j** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 9:22 pm

Chasing my 2 year old daughter around the house, got a little carried away and stepped on the cat. Cat clawed my leg, I fell backwards into gargage and ended up in a bucket of metho/water mix.
My daughter laughed her ass off. I have bruised my butt and had to stick saline needle in cat claw hole in leg.

My girl summed it up nicely... "you are a dick!".

w00dsy · Post by **w00dsy** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 10:22 pm

Your big girl or little girl said that? Either way I'd say in that situation you were indeed stupid of the week

c.j · Post by **c.j** » Sat Sep 25, 2010 8:47 am

oh yea, lol... big girl said that. Little girl put hands on face and said "uh oh".

Probably the most uncoordinated thing I have ever done.

Post by **Bauer** » Fri Jan 14, 2011 2:33 pm

So I went camping last weekend. Went to the St Helens caravan park. Went to the office, paid for my spot. The park has boom gates that need a proxy card to be swiped to allow entry/exit.

So I swipe the card, the boom gate goes up and I drive through no problems. While watching where I was driving I put the card in the console just under the stereo. Instead of putting it in a storage box I was intending to, I slotted it in a 5 mm gap between said storage box and the stereo and it disappeared in behind the dash. As soon as I let it go I felt it drop.

Much cursing was done and I spent 30 minutes or so pulling the console and part of the dash out to get the fucker out. Im sure people wandering by were wondering why I wasnt putting my tent up

pogo · Post by **pogo** » Fri Jan 14, 2011 6:57 pm

Not a bad effort... but please...

Based on these events in my life in 2010, I would like to nominate myself for Dickhead of the Year.

* lost licence for speeding infringement, $2k or so after solicitors & fines
* lost car/bike keys, $550 for the replacement keys
* lost smart-phone of about three weeks old @ 100kph or so (in the rain, on the highway) while trying to use it as an mp3 player

2011 is going much better though

Rots · Post by **Rots** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 10:07 pm

I'd like to nominate myself. I had to reinstall minecraft and couldn't log back into the game. Googled a bit, ranted a lot in the sub forum and then finally upon checking my purchase confirmation email I realised that my user name in game is Rots5 and not Rots_5 ...

Oops.

w00dsy · Post by **w00dsy** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 1:27 pm

I just went for a drive to grab some lunch and realized when I got there that the tailgate on my van had been up the whole way. Oops.

AstrO · Post by **AstrO** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 1:30 pm

w00dsy wrote:I just went for a drive to grab some lunch and realized when I got there that the tailgate on my van had been up the whole way. Oops.

For the extra down-force?

Vilante · Post by **Vilante** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 1:32 pm

w00dsy wrote:I just went for a drive to grab some lunch and realized when I got there that the tailgate on my van had been up the whole way. Oops.

Did you floor it out of the driveway?

w00dsy · Post by **w00dsy** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 2:16 pm

If that was a flooring joke then kudos to you for punning it. Tip of the hat to you Mr Anderson.

Vilante · Post by **Vilante** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 2:36 pm

w00dsy · Post by **w00dsy** » Wed Jan 30, 2013 5:01 pm

my workmate done stupid the other day. His mate gave him a bike, a roadie with the curled up handlebars. He hasn't ridden for about 20 years but decided to use it to get ciggies the other night when he was too pissed to drive. He enjoyed the ride but thought it was hard to get comfy with the handle bars and use the brakes with his thumbs. Then he realised he'd done the whole ride with the handle bars the wrong way around.

Vilante · Post by **Vilante** » Wed Jan 30, 2013 5:58 pm

lol killer

KNAPPO · Post by **KNAPPO** » Wed Feb 20, 2013 7:10 pm

Picked up an SV6 Sportswagon today

Decided to park it on the left hand side of our driveway so I could keep an eye on it from the lounge room.

Its been home for about 2-3 hours... I went out to check the mail to find the neighbors Commodore across the road with no one in it. Had to look twice, yep no one in the car at all, 45 degrees across the road and blocking 1 whole lane so I go and have a closer look. The handbrake wasn't on and its gone from the vacant roller door across the whole road and into the other neighbors 4x4 damaging its boot lid and bumper. Missed our Viva by about a meter or so (Viva has been moved forward in this pic), right where I was going to park the new SV6...

Holy crap did we dodge a bullet here. The 4x4 isnt too bad off, few small scratches in the bull bar but the Commodore had more damage than i thought for such a low speed collision.

pixelboy · Post by **pixelboy** » Wed Feb 20, 2013 7:21 pm

Lol, yeah not very smart buying a sports wagon

KNAPPO · Post by **KNAPPO** » Wed Feb 20, 2013 7:23 pm

Why is that?

pixelboy · Post by **pixelboy** » Wed Feb 20, 2013 7:24 pm

Sorry... I couldn't resist.

Dan · Post by **Dan** » Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:22 pm

I don't get it.

pixelboy · Post by **pixelboy** » Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:34 pm

You don't get my wise crack or Knappo's story..?

My wise crack was due to him starting a post in this thread saying he bought a sportswagon.. Hardly gold but I giggled.. Sorry.. I'll shut up :shock::eek:

smithcorp · Post by **smithcorp** » Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:38 pm

pixelboy wrote:You don't get my wise crack or Knappo's story..?

My wise crack was due to him starting a post in this thread saying he bought a sportswagon.. Hardly gold but I giggled.. Sorry.. I'll shut up :shock::eek:

I liked it...

petey · Post by **petey** » Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:45 pm

smithcorp wrote:
pixelboy wrote:You don't get my wise crack or Knappo's story..?

My wise crack was due to him starting a post in this thread saying he bought a sportswagon.. Hardly gold but I giggled.. Sorry.. I'll shut up :shock::eek:
I liked it...

I giggled

KNAPPO · Post by **KNAPPO** » Thu Feb 21, 2013 10:07 am

As did I, the humour was right down my alley

NeilPearson · Post by **NeilPearson** » Tue Feb 26, 2013 8:31 pm

Well I think I win this today.

This morning I woke up and checked my coolant level before I went to work as I need to check it now n again. It was fine. Fast forward to This afternoon and I'm coming home and the temp skyrockets and when I pull over there is smoke everywhere. Pop the bonnet and stupid idiot me left the radiator cap off.

Luckily I had distilled water in the car and didn't have to call anyone

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Post by **Shonky** » Tue Feb 26, 2013 8:44 pm

Ooops, I hope no serious damage was done.

NeilPearson · Post by **NeilPearson** » Tue Feb 26, 2013 8:51 pm

the engine's not in the best condition in the first place, but hopefully its no worse, i had it shut off within seconds of it going hot hot hot, but who knows.

A.R.S.E.