'Stupid of the week' nominations

[pogo]

I left the oil cap off once on a roadtrip. I realized when it caught fire at a servo while we were filling up...

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[smithcorp]

Wow, no-one's been stupid for a while!

I bought a new 24" monitor and was excited to try it out with HDMI. Set it up, but when I tried it on DCS World flight sim, the graphics were farked and frame rates were 1-2 per second. In my excitement i had plugged it into the motherboard HDMI connection, instead of the graphic card!

[NeilPearson]

I win this one.

Taxi into the city for a night of drinking and god knows what else. Left phone in the taxi, off.

[Cutter]

Cutter goes to the gym and overdoes things a bit.
Cutter gets sore back.
Cutter buys a white tube of Deep Heat.
Rubs it in and leaves it on the bathroom sink.
Warm toasty relief.
Next morning Cutter goes in for the "Purv on wife out of shower / clean teeth" routine.
Grabs white toothpaste tube, apply, brush vigorously, perving on wife in mirror.


Hilarity ensures.

2 days ago, wife still laughing.

[w00dsy]

as i was reading...






i doubt anyone could top that this week, not even Grant Hackett.

Rubs it in and leaves it on the bathroom sink.

Next morning Cutter goes in for the "Purv on wife out of shower

i must admit i thought this was heading in a different direction, i'm just glad it was your teeth that got it.

[Dr. Pain]

My sister worked with a woman who said one night her neighbours, some time ago, were virgins till marriage, but decided not to wait that long. They heard about lube and used a cream called deep heat...

[Dr. Pain]

Nominating myself. Got a gel pack that I can heat or freeze to put on injuries. It said two minutes in the microwave so I did and I got it out just before it was about to explode. It's two minutes on the lowest setting, not two minutes on 1000 watts.

[NeilPearson]

Attempted to do a 4 Man Piggy Back ride, Fractured my wrist. oops.

[w00dsy]

ok this is me this week, because of something i did in the AAL Lada race last night. After one or two races i discovered i had no input from my wheel so i was stranded on the start line. I called out to Norbs who was behind me to go around but instead he had my back and decided to see if he could push me around a lap. This was fine for the straights but as we discovered the corners were harder, especially on the downhill bits where once he pushed me he had trouble keeping up. I think we got to the 3rd corner before the other guys finished a lap and also decided to help me by ploughing into me at 100kph. Not long after this Lada gangbang started i discovered the steering wheel icon in the top left of the screen that puts you in drive mode. So i apologised, called myself a dick and got on with the racing

[norbs]

[w00dsy]

that's it!!

[DarrenM]

lol, nice one

[VTRacing]

Nominating myself.

At the shopping centre last night I was getting money from the ATM when I got a phone call just as the transaction was finishing. I managed to grab my card but forgot to grab the money as I wandered off talking on the phone. After the call I remembered and returned to the machine but no luck.

Someone scored $60.

The worst part was having to stand at the machine and do it all over again.

[w00dsy]

I've done that too but the person behind me yelled out to come back and get my money. I wasn't on the phone either, I just forgot.

[dvestate]

The machine could have taken the cash back in if it was not grabbed in time, maybe call your bank and when the machine is checked next if it is $60 over you will get your cash back

[NeilPearson]

I win this one.

was at my local rc track and was trash talking a friend when i went to go marshall his car, and i fell over this small limestone step. sat up and felt my hand was a bit more sore than it should be. looked down and my middle finger is pointing at 30 degrees in a direction it shouldnt be at the middle nuckle, everyone was laughing at me, and Josh saw me holding my hand goes, are you okay?, i turned around to everyone and go, No. Showed them my finger. everyone went quiet.

popped it in myself about 20 seconds later. WISH i had gotten a picture first now. doh.

its sore as fuck and swollen to.

Winner.

[Dr. Pain]

Remember next time, phone, picture then pop finger back in. Nothing like a finger dislocation pic to freak everyone out

[Speed]

Go and get an xray....no really.

I dislocated mine doing Tae Kwon Do the day before I went to the U.S. in 2007. I popped it back in ok and kept sparring and I didn't think any more of it.
By the time I got back from the U.S. 6 weeks later, my finger was completely locked up and it took me 18 months to get full use of it again. Turned out that I had snapped the tendon off the bone and it had rejoined in a different spot.

[NeilPearson]

Jesus. I been and got some. Headed back to Dr's now. I don't know how you could keep going. My hand is virtually useless due to pain. Im off work as I deliver alcohol.... so that sucks

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[NeilPearson]

Good news is nothing broken and no tendon damage. just tissue damage. which should heal easily enough

[w00dsy]

Is the tissue damage from all the crying?

[NeilPearson]

Yep!

haha

[w00dsy]

I dislocated a finger when I was a kid playing football. Imagine the first 2 bones of my wedding ring finger got pushed back and popped up onto the 3rd joint. That bit didn't hurt, it was only when it got pulled back in place that the pain started, and holy shit was it painful.

[wobblysauce]

Can we have a stupid of the week that is Arse-less.

[w00dsy]

the boss hired a drum sander from Kennards for a job were are doing this week. I was on site checking the job out and the contractor had finished with it so i figured i'd be a good bloke and return it, so our delivery guy didn't have to. And return it i did, to Coates Hire. Could have sworn it was Kennards, i drive past it nearly every day.