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With so much talk about the guy i thought he deserved his own thread :D
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Here. Here.

My first memory of John dates back to the day I lost my virginity. He was a kind man, a sweet man. He was very popular amongst his peers and all who knew him. Some added the title "Sir" to his name despite the fact he was never actually knighted by the queen, such was his popularity. John Bowe... a well respected pillar of society.

Then he went and fucked it all up by parking on the racing line of a blind corner.
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when i was a kid i woke in the middle of the night to some noise, i was scared but i slowly walked out into the lounge room to see a bearded man in a red suit putting presents under our tree, it was the night before Bathurstmas and John Bowe was standing there, in his Shell race suit, putting a new pair of orthopedic shoes under my indoor eucalyptus tree. He had heard about my gimpy leg when my mildly retarded half sister wrote a letter to the 'make a wish for weird looking kids with one short leg' foundation. He heard me behind him, then he turned and a smile grew on his face, then he told me to get fucked and chuckled to himself as he saw the tears begin to stream from my face. I quickly hobbled back to bed crying, but i was also excited for i would one day be able to walk on flat ground without tipping over. On the way out he pee'd in my dads fuel tank and drop kicked my cat across the road.
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Well my memory of JB dates back to when I was a kid. There I was walking through Devonport minding my own business and I looked up and saw what I call a "sign"

It read Bowe Sheehan Mazda

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it was the night before Bathurstmas
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All I said was, that piece of halibut was good enough for John Bowe.
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He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty Bowe.
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Fuck him, he never signs autographs...
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bengatta wrote:Fuck him, he never signs autographs...
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I prefer to call him "dad"
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:rofl:

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I remember as a kid that John Bowe did a stint as the tooth fairy. I know this cause one night I got up to take a leak and he was in the house. All bleary eyed I asked "who's there?" at first I didn't hear his response so asked again but I caught a glimpse of a beard through my sleep encrusted eye's and asked "is it you Santa?", "no it's the tooth fairy" he replied. I asked "why are you here?" he said "you have lost some teeth and I'm here to collect them". "No I haven't" was my response and with that BAM!!!!!!!!!! he threw a right and landed it flush into my mouth and knocked out four teeth. He said "you have now you little fucker". With that he collected my teeth and disappeared in a cloud of smoke laughing. I cry and shake still to this day when I hear or see him. I dare not to go out to Winton when he's in town.
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How now, Bowe cow.
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LOL nice roDDsy :up:
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kyle sandilands, bowe, bill odie, don burke?
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Peter Russel-Clarke is 3rd I think
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ah yeah it is
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this one time......at band camp.....i stuck a John Bowe in my pussy
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You can get it milking a cow or fisting John Bowe matter of fact I've got it now now, the big cold taste of Vic ,Victoria Bitter .
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lol, fisting john bowe?
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John Boons the man, yes a big man, but the bear was bigger, so he ran like an african american man up a tree, for a wee... up a tree...
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w00dsy wrote:this one time......at band camp.....i stuck a John Bowe in my pussy
I hope you got your cat cleaned after it? :D
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