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I suspect something has gone badly wrong somewhere in the database today....

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And it is rising.

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hahaha, must just be you & your extensive use of the forum as no issue for me... :p
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Noticed it earlier... Interesting to go back and read random posts from years ago
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I'm reparsing BBcodes to fix the broken youtube bits.

It's probably just triggering some unread topic flags or something.

When it's done just tell it to mark all as read.

It'll take another couple of hours yet.
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Thanks Kev. 521 now. :)
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I'm still on zero. Maybe I'm not special :D
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I'm on 395 :)
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Vilante wrote:I'm on 395 :)

They're all the dick pics I sent you.
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I think I might be winning

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w00dsy wrote:
Vilante wrote:I'm on 395 :)

They're all the dick pics I sent you.
'sif it was only 395.
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It just keeps going! Over 1200 now.
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w00dsy wrote:I think I might be winning

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I have just got the whip out...

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I shouldn't have cleared my first couple of hundred but I'd be lagging severely anyway.

Who will bring it home? Who is the most quoted ARSE?
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3041 coming out of Lesmo 2!
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I think I'm stranded after Curve Grande.
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LOL. I have be banned from the server for driving backwards. Mine went backwards 700.
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Yeah mines down to 2500 now. Clearly Kev is pedaling backwards now.
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Down to 1202.
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Big Kev wrote:I'm reparsing BBcodes to fix the broken youtube bits.

It's probably just triggering some unread topic flags or something.

When it's done just tell it to mark all as read.

It'll take another couple of hours yet.
So what you're saying is that it's all Astro's fault!
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Yep :)

OK that looks like it largely worked. Phew!
Youtube is a pain because they use several different URLs for their videos and most look like they've reparsed ok.
I might run it again from work while you're all asleep to fix the non-https link addresses.
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915 for me. I need to attract more quotes and the best way I can think of is by being more controversial.

Incidentally, did you guys know the moon landings weren't real and were a false flag that led to 9/11 where Osama Bin Laden didn't vaccinate his kids because he thought they were illegal immigrants?
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durbster wrote:Incidentally, did you guys know the moon landings weren't real and were a false flag that led to 9/11 where Osama Bin Laden didn't vaccinate his kids because he thought they were illegal immigrants?
Of course the moon landings were fake. The moon is made of cheese, anything that lands on it wouldn't have been able to take off again
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r8response wrote:
durbster wrote:Incidentally, did you guys know the moon landings weren't real and were a false flag that led to 9/11 where Osama Bin Laden didn't vaccinate his kids because he thought they were illegal immigrants?
Of course the moon landings were fake. The moon is made of cheese, anything that lands on it wouldn't have been able to take off again
True, but they could have put a conveyor belt down which we all know allows aircraft to take off without moving.
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r8response wrote:
durbster wrote:Incidentally, did you guys know the moon landings weren't real and were a false flag that led to 9/11 where Osama Bin Laden didn't vaccinate his kids because he thought they were illegal immigrants?
Of course the moon landings were fake. The moon is made of cheese, anything that lands on it wouldn't have been able to take off again
I have watched Walace and Gromit, I also vote for cheese.
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