Come now, we both know only a Married Man with enforced Celibacy as his ally could accomplish such a feat!
Glad to know I've still a tiny shard of innocence left as I had to look up what BBW was. I've always known that as Chubby Chasing.
I drink a great deal, I sleep a little and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two hundred percent form - Sir Winston Churchill