Not to be outdone by the Brit's, in the weeks that followed, an American archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story published in the New York Times: "American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the British".
One week later, the Dept of Minerals and Energy in Australia , reported the following:
"After digging as deep as 30 feet in a recent trip to Broken Hill, Norbs, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely fuck all. Todd has therefore concluded that more than 250 years ago, Australia had already gone wireless."
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