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:rofl:

I took a second.
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Lol!
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lol
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Lol!

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Yeah thats good :D
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Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
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What do noodles and women have in common?




They both wiggle when you eat them
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So they say :(
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I had noodles tonight. Will confirm the rest for you when I get home tomorrow
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Bauer wrote:I had noodles tonight. Will confirm the rest for you when I get home tomorrow
Stop bullying him. You have more birthdays each year than he gets roots!
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norbs wrote:
Bauer wrote:I had noodles tonight. Will confirm the rest for you when I get home tomorrow
Stop bullying him. You have more birthdays each year than he gets roots!

That is sig worthy:)
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Stop bullying him. You have more birthdays each year than he gets roots!
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norbs wrote:
Bauer wrote:I had noodles tonight. Will confirm the rest for you when I get home tomorrow
Stop bullying him. You have more birthdays each year than he gets roots!

I might get less, but I spend more time each year doing it :D
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Bam!!!
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w00dsy wrote:
norbs wrote:
Bauer wrote:I had noodles tonight. Will confirm the rest for you when I get home tomorrow
Stop bullying him. You have more birthdays each year than he gets roots!

I might get less, but I spend more time each year doing it :D
If you're building up a resistance maybe you could try switching to cialis?
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My wife has just discovered I'm a transvestite......

so I packed her things and left.
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For Sale
Unopened packet of Polos.
Mint condition!
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I need that explained to me I think.
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I just stole the transvestite one, love it!
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Thanks Darren, that makes sense now. I thought it referred to shirts.
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Why was John Snow in line for 6 hours at the Apple Shop?











For the watch!
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Excellent!
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Does anyone want to buy a broken barometer?

No pressure.....
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That is good rofl

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