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How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb?


Obviously not 3, because it is still dark in Nige's garage!
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Two gold fish were in the tank, one turns to the other and says...

Do you even know how to drive this?
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Nigel wrote:I thought the kids name was "Carl" with a strange American twang.


it's Carl Poppa

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Haha catchy tune!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.
It's just something I could really see myself doing.

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Not all rulers are twelve inches long.
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matticooper wrote:I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.
It's just something I could really see myself doing.
Got a big laugh out of the wife when i paused the movie and presented that as an straight-faced epiphany :yes:
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The inventor of predictive text has died.

His funfair will be hello on Sundial.
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I decided to try living with my parents but they didn't allow camping in the graveyard
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haha, dark :)
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I've lost my thesaurus. I can't find the words to describe how upset I am.
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A man goes to a housewarming party.

He turns up the thermostat then leaves
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Did you hear about the blind circumciser?

He got the sack.
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lol!
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For the groan of the day....



I went to the zoo the other day. They only had one animal; a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu.
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Love that one :)
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Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.
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The solar panel says, "So what do you think about this whole renewable energy thing?"

The turbine replies, "I'm a big fan."
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hahaha :)
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Q: What’s the best part about living in Switzerland?

A: Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
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haha :)
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Q: Why did Waldo only wear stripes?

A: Because he didn't want to be spotted!
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