Couple of days late but I've just seen this Aussie Valentine

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Big Kev
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Couple of days late but I've just seen this Aussie Valentine

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Of course I love ya darlin
You're a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word


So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab


So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there


No Sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best


I'm tellin' ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think it’s very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs


I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get


No matter what u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the cricket's on
And fetch another beer
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Re: Couple of days late but I've just seen this Aussie Valen

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I wish i'd seen that before the other day. Copy/paste, looks like the wife is getting a card after all.
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haha gold.

Id be killed if i sent chantel that.
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NeilPearson wrote:haha gold.

Id be killed if i sent chantel that.
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