How to speak about men/women and be politically correct

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How to speak about men/women and be politically correct

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How to speak about Women and be politically correct

1. She is not a BABE or CHICK - She is a BREASTED CITIZEN.

2. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

3. She is not BLONDE - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION HIGHWAY.

4. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

5. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

6. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

7. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.

8. SHe does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.

9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.

10. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.

11. She does not have PREMIER LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.

12. She is not a TWO-BIT SLAPPER - She is a LOW COST SERVICE PROVIDER.



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How to speak about Men and be politically correct

1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID STORAGE FACILITY.

2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASION.

3. He is not LOST - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.

4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

5. He is not a CRADLE SNATCHER - He is GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL.

6. He is not a FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL

7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops RECTAL CRANIAL INVERSION.

8. He is not a CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY

9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED

10. He is not a WANKER - He is OWNER OPERATOR
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owner operator..lol, thats the best of the lot
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Post by ysu »

rofl, yeah, the owner operator is the killer one :)
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he he, some good ones there
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