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Hmmmmmm
Exactly how much spunk does it take to clog a drain anyway?
I mean if the average male produces somewhere between 1-2 teaspoonsful at a time (hey, I read it in a doctor book once, leave me alone) how many guys pumping it out on a several times a day basis would it take to accomplish that?!?!
I'd blame it on the naughty girls who pull trains consisting of whole teams/squads/groups at a time, then deuche it all out at once in a big clumpy mass
Exactly how much spunk does it take to clog a drain anyway?
I mean if the average male produces somewhere between 1-2 teaspoonsful at a time (hey, I read it in a doctor book once, leave me alone) how many guys pumping it out on a several times a day basis would it take to accomplish that?!?!
I'd blame it on the naughty girls who pull trains consisting of whole teams/squads/groups at a time, then deuche it all out at once in a big clumpy mass
Not an A.R.S.E., just a poser, and someone spelled my name wrong.......
Statistically there are 50,000 women battered every day, and here all these years I've been eating mine plain.
Statistically there are 50,000 women battered every day, and here all these years I've been eating mine plain.
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it does stick, I can't believe none of you blown your load off into water yet...anyway it becomes a kind of sticky raw-glue like material.
I believe with a healthy(?) amount of hair going down it can cause problems.
But yeah, damn those women they should gulp it down not the drains
I believe with a healthy(?) amount of hair going down it can cause problems.
But yeah, damn those women they should gulp it down not the drains
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Norbs is a diver, he might have story about thatysu wrote:it does stick, I can't believe none of you blown your load off into water yet...anyway it becomes a kind of sticky raw-glue like material.
I believe with a healthy(?) amount of hair going down it can cause problems.
But yeah, damn those women they should gulp it down not the drains
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If you would know...our plumber back at my mother's place at home asked the house NOT to use, and especially NOT to flush the toilet for half an hour, as he had to fix something on the mains in the basement...he went from unit to unit in the block asking everybody. All seemed ok.Vilante 11 wrote:Now we know why plumbers charge so much
Guess what, when he was down, pipe open, suddenly funny noise...then all the stuff...into his neck all right.
The guy said it happens, kept working then cleaned up afterwards.
Edit: c'mon norbs, let's hear the story !
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You'll also note that plumbers never roll the cuffs of thier pants up, and always tie thier footwear too (the real old timers can be spotted by the habit of not tucking thier shirt in. It' not because they're slack and don't want to give a good impression, but to give the literal crap that went down thier shirt a place to go besides into thier pants)
Take the above lessons well grasshopper, for one day you too may experience the joy while working the plumbing of having a 4" sewage pipe breaking right above your head and draining it's contents upon you.
Take the above lessons well grasshopper, for one day you too may experience the joy while working the plumbing of having a 4" sewage pipe breaking right above your head and draining it's contents upon you.
Not an A.R.S.E., just a poser, and someone spelled my name wrong.......
Statistically there are 50,000 women battered every day, and here all these years I've been eating mine plain.
Statistically there are 50,000 women battered every day, and here all these years I've been eating mine plain.
- Nigel
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"There is nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight." - Lon Chaney, Sr.
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"There is nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight." - Lon Chaney, Sr.