Durham University Wankers

El Kabong · Post by **El Kabong** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:52 am

Awesome. The next memo will be about sperm smears on the dorm curtains.

Giovani Tifosi · Post by **Giovani Tifosi** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 4:29 am

Hmmmmmm

Exactly how much spunk does it take to clog a drain anyway?

I mean if the average male produces somewhere between 1-2 teaspoonsful at a time (hey, I read it in a doctor book once, leave me alone) how many guys pumping it out on a several times a day basis would it take to accomplish that?!?!

I'd blame it on the naughty girls who pull trains consisting of whole teams/squads/groups at a time, then deuche it all out at once in a big clumpy mass

El Kabong · Post by **El Kabong** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 4:54 am

How long did it take you to figure out all of that? And no, I don't want to see your calculator.

petey · Post by **petey** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 7:18 am

lmfao

matticooper · Post by **matticooper** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 7:34 am

Must stick to hair.. I mean after all you remember the movie A Fish Called Wanda..... and the fringe sticking up?

Post by **norbs** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 8:50 am

matticooper wrote:Must stick to hair.. I mean after all you remember the movie A Fish Called Wanda..... and the fringe sticking up?

Or Something about Mary.

ysu · Post by **ysu** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 8:50 am

it does stick, I can't believe none of you blown your load off into water yet...anyway it becomes a kind of sticky raw-glue like material.
I believe with a healthy(?) amount of hair going down it can cause problems.

But yeah, damn those women they should gulp it down not the drains

Vilante · Post by **Vilante** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 8:56 am

Now we know why plumbers charge so much

matticooper · Post by **matticooper** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 9:48 am

norbs wrote:
matticooper wrote:Must stick to hair.. I mean after all you remember the movie A Fish Called Wanda..... and the fringe sticking up?
Or Something about Mary.

THAT's the one.... Geez.. you can tell I'm tops at Movie Trivia...

nutty · Post by **nutty** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 9:51 am

nutty applogies

in my defence, she just wouldnt swallow

w00dsy · Post by **w00dsy** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 4:47 pm

ysu wrote:it does stick, I can't believe none of you blown your load off into water yet...anyway it becomes a kind of sticky raw-glue like material.
I believe with a healthy(?) amount of hair going down it can cause problems.

But yeah, damn those women they should gulp it down not the drains

Norbs is a diver, he might have story about that

ysu · Post by **ysu** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 4:55 pm

Vilante 11 wrote:Now we know why plumbers charge so much

If you would know...our plumber back at my mother's place at home asked the house NOT to use, and especially NOT to flush the toilet for half an hour, as he had to fix something on the mains in the basement...he went from unit to unit in the block asking everybody. All seemed ok.

Guess what, when he was down, pipe open, suddenly funny noise...then all the stuff...into his neck all right.

The guy said it happens, kept working then cleaned up afterwards.

Edit: c'mon norbs, let's hear the story !

Giovani Tifosi · Post by **Giovani Tifosi** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 2:22 am

You'll also note that plumbers never roll the cuffs of thier pants up, and always tie thier footwear too (the real old timers can be spotted by the habit of not tucking thier shirt in. It' not because they're slack and don't want to give a good impression, but to give the literal crap that went down thier shirt a place to go besides into thier pants)

Take the above lessons well grasshopper, for one day you too may experience the joy while working the plumbing of having a 4" sewage pipe breaking right above your head and draining it's contents upon you.

Nigel · Post by **Nigel** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 4:11 pm

Shit job.