DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish...............................49.
Adventurous......................Slept with everyone.
Athletic.............................No breasts.
Average looking.................Moooo.
Beautiful............................Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure..............On medication.
Feminist.............................Fat.
Free spirit..........................Junkie.
Friendship first....................Former slut.
New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned......................No BJs.
Open-minded......................Desperate.
Outgoing............................Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional.........................Bitch
Voluptuous.........................Very Fat.
Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate.................Stalker.
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
01. Yes = No
02. No = Yes
03. Maybe = No
04. We need = I want
05. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
06. We need to talk = You're in trouble
07. Sure, go ahead = You better not
08. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
09. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH:
01. I am hungry = I am hungry
02. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
03. I am tired = I am tired
04. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
05 I love you = Let's have sex now
06. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
07. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
08. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
09. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay.
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