More Male vs Female terminology..

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DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish...............................49.

Adventurous......................Slept with everyone.

Athletic.............................No breasts.

Average looking.................Moooo.

Beautiful............................Pathological liar.

Emotionally Secure..............On medication.

Feminist.............................Fat.

Free spirit..........................Junkie.

Friendship first....................Former slut.

New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places.

Old-fashioned......................No BJs.

Open-minded......................Desperate.

Outgoing............................Loud and Embarrassing.

Professional.........................Bitch

Voluptuous.........................Very Fat.

Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.

Wants Soul mate.................Stalker.

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

01. Yes = No

02. No = Yes

03. Maybe = No

04. We need = I want

05. I am sorry = You'll be sorry

06. We need to talk = You're in trouble

07. Sure, go ahead = You better not

08. Do what you want = You will pay for this later

09. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!

10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:

01. I am hungry = I am hungry

02. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

03. I am tired = I am tired

04. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

05 I love you = Let's have sex now

06. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

07. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.

08. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.

09. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.

10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.

11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay.

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