talk to the animals?

[SE1Z]

> An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small
village
> >and decides he'll have a little fun........
> >Aussie: "G'day Mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak with him?"
> >Farmer: "Don't be stupid, the dog doesn't talk"
> >
> >Aussie: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
> >Dog: "Doin' all right."
> >The farmer is astonished.
> >Aussie: "Is this chap your owner?"
> >Dog: "Yep"
> >Aussie: "How does he treat you?"
> >Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and
takes me
> >to the lake once a week to play."
> >The farmer's mouth falls open in utter disbelief.
> >
> >Aussie: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
> >Farmer: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either... I don't think."
> >Aussie: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
> >Horse: "Cool"
> >Now the farmer is absolutely dumbfounded.
> >Aussie: "Is this your owner?"
> >Horse: "Yep"
> >Aussie: "How does he treat you?"
> >Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me, brushes me down
often
> >and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
> >The Farmer staggers back in amazement.
> >
> >Aussie: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
> >Farmer: "The sheep's a bloody liar."

[Vilante]

[nutty]

hahahahahahhah, nice!