The Untouchables

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Who's your favourite untouchable?

Avril Lavigne
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26%
Delta Goodrem
10
24%
Natalie Portman
6
14%
Miranda Kerr
15
36%
 
Total votes: 42

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Re: The Untouchables

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Run! Run! Those puppies are about to blow!

Is she a bit tipsy or just another bung-eyed mole?
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She's a bung eyed Ranger mole in need of a Titty Reduction............... and i'd still hammer it.
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The bung eye is easy enough to fix via the tradesman's entrance. Then they'll both pop.
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Oh good it's back again... I vote Avril this time... :)
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Ha me to!
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NeilPearson wrote:Ha me to!
I won't have it that you and I agree on anything... So Delta it is.. :D
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bengatta wrote:
NeilPearson wrote:Ha me to!
I won't have it that you and I agree on anything... So Delta it is.. :D
ha me to!
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NeilPearson wrote:
bengatta wrote:
NeilPearson wrote:Ha me to!
I won't have it that you and I agree on anything... So Delta it is.. :D
ha me to!
nice work... :)
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As long as you're both in the same place at the same time, they're all "touchable".
сначала мы убиваем американского лося и белку.

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J.D. wrote:As long as you're both in the same place at the same time, they're all "touchable".
"touchable" yes but do you want a restraining order?
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I didn't mean a random grope! :p

I think you'd be surprised. As long as you treat them like humans, you'll probably get a good response out of them, provided they're reasonably normal.
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I am deeply disturbed JD... are you suggesting I grope Neil??? :D
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Just you try!
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Will you resist??? :)
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You never know, Neil might grope back and they can live happily ever after.
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I have a laminated Paul Tracy poster...
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does it still crash and burn?
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it fell off the wall in my shed once...
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close enough.
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Was it a poster of Paul Tracy, laminated? Or a picture of Paul Tracy, laminated?
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Hz-Lab wrote:Was it a poster of Paul Tracy, laminated? Or a picture of a laminated Paul Tracy?
A little difficult to work out your meaning with your version. This one isn't much better. ;)
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yes, I have Paul Tracy locked in my shed... I laminated him so he would not get away. He is not a fast runner.
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bengatta wrote:I have a laminated Paul Tracy poster...
I wont resist now!
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NeilPearson wrote:
bengatta wrote:I have a laminated Paul Tracy poster...
I wont resist now!
in the normal course of events I would say I try to be serious here about 0.0001% of the time. so this is the 0.0001% post.

Do you want it???

I pulled it down out of my old shed, and the new place does not really work for motorsport posters and I haven't sorted the industrial shed yet, and wont for some time to store all of the toys, so....

PM me a postal address and it is yours... it is actually a really cool shot.

and no groping at all required, unless JD wants pictures... :)
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Oh yes please :D PM sending now!

Thanks Bengatta :D
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