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What would you rather do?

Wax woodsy's nether regions til they are completely deforrested.
4
8%
Touch tongues with HZ.
4
8%
Sit in a room with J.D and Montey for 24 hours whilst they sort out Australian politics.
10
21%
Get a double on the back of C.J's bike in peak hour in the nude. The both of you.
3
6%
Try and decipher a 1000 page Wobbley essay on the shit he has invented.
4
8%
Watch Bengatta shag the Untouchables, both the thread and movie.
1
2%
Buy norbs a beer or 17.
22
46%
 
Total votes: 48

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.... but you must pick one!
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I'd love to read a 1000 page wobbly essay, would be full of WTFBBQ!? ROFL!

But alas, beer is my choice.
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Beer. Quick and painless, beer costs feck all anyways.
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I voted for W00dsy wax as its a trick question. He has no nether regions he was born into life as a Barbie doll.

And the 1 or 17 beers with norbs is misleading - it doesn't say what he will try to do to you after he has consumed even one of the beverages let along the full 17.
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Can you throw in Paris for me as well... and Rosberg the legend if you can get her number... if I have to do Kevin Costner i want to at least start at rock bottom first...
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I suppose you want everyone to follow up on this eh Norbs? :p

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Hey J.D..... I know a guy with a large tent... we could go on tour, like one of those evangelical tent revivals.
- When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.
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norbs wrote:.... but you must pick one!
...and you must come to Finland - during wintertime, our wintertime - to collect your 17 beers.
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+1 "Sit in a room with J.D and Montey for 24 hours whilst they sort out Australian politics."

For me.. "Try and decipher a 1000 page Wobbley essay on the shit he has invented.", I don't think I could do even 1 page, even with double spacing.
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no votes eh?

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c.j wrote:no votes eh?
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I choose CJ!
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So, um... are you going to elaborate what this is about Toddles? Or did you need a rush of blood to your ego ol' mate? :P


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... oh yeah.... can I just suggest (please chime in here J.D.)....

Fuck sorting out Australian politics.... thats too small time... I'd rather sort out U.S, European and United Nations politics.

Now there's a challenge!!!!
- When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.
- If youre paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Icecream doesn't have bones!!!
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Montey wrote:... oh yeah.... can I just suggest (please chime in here J.D.)....

Fuck sorting out Australian politics.... thats too small time... I'd rather sort out U.S, European and United Nations politics.

Now there's a challenge!!!!

The middle east isn't there.
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Hey, I signed up to listen to a light debate, Not to listen to ww3!
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norbs wrote:
Montey wrote:... oh yeah.... can I just suggest (please chime in here J.D.)....

Fuck sorting out Australian politics.... thats too small time... I'd rather sort out U.S, European and United Nations politics.

Now there's a challenge!!!!

The middle east isn't there.
If you solve the United Nations, Europe and the U.S., the Middle East actually becomes a whole lot easier, as does Africa and South America.
- When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.
- If youre paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Icecream doesn't have bones!!!
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surely there are opinions on "the levy" that have been missed today??? Sheez, call this a political bunfight topic???
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Montey wrote:
norbs wrote:
Montey wrote:... oh yeah.... can I just suggest (please chime in here J.D.)....

Fuck sorting out Australian politics.... thats too small time... I'd rather sort out U.S, European and United Nations politics.

Now there's a challenge!!!!

The middle east isn't there.
If you solve the United Nations, Europe and the U.S., the Middle East actually becomes a whole lot easier, as does Africa and South America.
Wrong. The UN, Europe and US are nothing on the Middle East. If you sort the Middle East, THEN the UN, Europe and US just fall into place. Are you sure you know enough to talk politics?
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David Piglos Shaw wrote:
Montey wrote:
norbs wrote:...snip...
If you solve the United Nations, Europe and the U.S., the Middle East actually becomes a whole lot easier, as does Africa and South America.
Wrong. The UN, Europe and US are nothing on the Middle East. If you sort the Middle East, THEN the UN, Europe and US just fall into place. Are you sure you know enough to talk politics?
The issues in the Middle East are incredibly complex, but two of the major contributors that prevent them being sorted is the influence of agendas from within the U.N., and from the Europeans and the U.S. If you take away those influences, by sorting out the U.N., the U.S. and Europeans, then there is some hope that the Middle East will achieve some equilibrium. As long as the U.S. gives the Isrealies carte-blanche, the Europeans continue to meddle in their former colonies, and the U.N. refuses to achieve and enforce mandates based on truly democratic, global, decisions (not ones biased by permanent members vs non-permanent members of groups) there is no hope for the Middle East.

I am convinced that the issues within the Middle East are like a tangled ball of yarn, that has been encrusted with peanut butter. If you could just get rid of the peanut butter (the U.S, European, and U.N. influence), you'd probably find, as in most tangles, that pulling just one or two specific threads will unravel the whole problem.

So, I still say, sort of the U.S., the Europeans and the U.N. and many of the supposedly big problems get a whole lot easier to solve.

Are you sure you're qualified to have an opinion?
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- If youre paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Icecream doesn't have bones!!!
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LOL. As it you'd ever get the US to stop interfering in other countries anyway, it's what they do for kicks.
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I retract my vote.
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oh great, another thread ruined with politics

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