ladyboy, mangirl, or busted knees?

The place to vote for ARSE Off's and other polls.
Forum rules
Post only new threads that have polls as part of them in here.

choose a punishment

chick with a dick
15
60%
dude with a snatch
0
No votes
baseball bat to the knees
10
40%
 
Total votes: 25

User avatar
w00dsy
The Senna of Hoppers Crossing
Posts: 24457
Joined: Wed Mar 02, 2005 2:41 pm
Location: incognito

ladyboy, mangirl, or busted knees?

Post by w00dsy »

so he's the thing, you are being held hostage and the only way to get out alive is to either...


- root a good looking chick up the arse who has a dick
- root a normal looking butch man who has a vagina in the missionary position
- or take a baseball bat to the knees?
User avatar
norbs
fucking right wing vegan lesbian
Posts: 24178
Joined: Fri Dec 17, 2004 6:01 pm
Contact:

Re: ladyboy, mangirl, or busted knees?

Post by norbs »

Baseball bat will be nothing after that arrow incident!
Sarc ; my second favourite type of gasm.
ysu
Smooth Lubricator.
Posts: 12070
Joined: Sun Jun 26, 2005 7:48 pm
Location: The wet central coast

Re: ladyboy, mangirl, or busted knees?

Post by ysu »

any, really if I don't have to answer really stupid questions... :lol:
Surprise, no sig. Now there is. Or is there?
c.j
Midget Wanker
Posts: 5349
Joined: Sat Jan 08, 2005 1:44 pm
Location: In a glass case of emotion
Contact:

Re: ladyboy, mangirl, or busted knees?

Post by c.j »

Are you ok woodsy?
Image[url=steam://friends/add/76561198089849481]Image[/url]

;)
User avatar
w00dsy
The Senna of Hoppers Crossing
Posts: 24457
Joined: Wed Mar 02, 2005 2:41 pm
Location: incognito

Re: ladyboy, mangirl, or busted knees?

Post by w00dsy »

c.j wrote:Are you ok woodsy?


the ladyboy pic in the Funny Pictures thread made me wonder what people would prefer. Are straight guys attracted to women or vaginas? The 3rd option is just so people wouldn't say 'neither' :p
User avatar
w00dsy
The Senna of Hoppers Crossing
Posts: 24457
Joined: Wed Mar 02, 2005 2:41 pm
Location: incognito

Re: Re: ladyboy, mangirl, or busted knees?

Post by w00dsy »

norbs wrote:Baseball bat will be nothing after that arrow incident!

Being a keen cyclist i assume you didnt pic the 3rd option? But your dislike for butt holes would have also made #1 almost impossible to choose as well. I guess for most people its a choice of emotional or physical scars :D
User avatar
EzyRider
Posts: 1258
Joined: Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:19 pm
Location: State of inebriation.

Re: ladyboy, mangirl, or busted knees?

Post by EzyRider »

Take out the knees. I'll learn to walk again one day. The other two would never be gone from the mind. What has been seen/done cannot be unseen/done.
Middle Pack Racing Watch your mirrors!

Norbs on Germaine Greer: "..that crusty old slag can tongue kiss my quivering sphincter muscle, fuck her and the pretentious boat she fucking sailed in on."
User avatar
w00dsy
The Senna of Hoppers Crossing
Posts: 24457
Joined: Wed Mar 02, 2005 2:41 pm
Location: incognito

Re: ladyboy, mangirl, or busted knees?

Post by w00dsy »

for me it was simple, the ladyboy. I get a root, possibly shoot a load, and walk away unharmed, physically.
User avatar
norbs
fucking right wing vegan lesbian
Posts: 24178
Joined: Fri Dec 17, 2004 6:01 pm
Contact:

Re: Re: ladyboy, mangirl, or busted knees?

Post by norbs »

w00dsy wrote:
norbs wrote:Baseball bat will be nothing after that arrow incident!

Being a keen cyclist i assume you didnt pic the 3rd option? But your dislike for butt holes would have also made #1 almost impossible to choose as well. I guess for most people its a choice of emotional or physical scars :D

Nope, 3rd option for me. For the reason Ezy said.

Just imagine of the lady/boy looked like Nige/Bengatta/Ezy/Macca/Me/Hurts!
Sarc ; my second favourite type of gasm.
User avatar
DexterPunk
Busted ARSE
Posts: 15218
Joined: Thu Apr 21, 2005 11:18 pm
Location: SE Suburbs, Melbourne
Contact:

ladyboy, mangirl, or busted knees?

Post by DexterPunk »

Is the ladyboy a born hermaphrodite? Or a dude who looks great in a dress with some tissues stuffed down his top? Does it have an adams apple and a hairy back?


Sent from Han Solo using TK-421's phone.
User avatar
w00dsy
The Senna of Hoppers Crossing
Posts: 24457
Joined: Wed Mar 02, 2005 2:41 pm
Location: incognito

Re: ladyboy, mangirl, or busted knees?

Post by w00dsy »

Like i said, a good looking ladyboy. Looks just like a hot chick but has a dick.
User avatar
DexterPunk
Busted ARSE
Posts: 15218
Joined: Thu Apr 21, 2005 11:18 pm
Location: SE Suburbs, Melbourne
Contact:

Re: ladyboy, mangirl, or busted knees?

Post by DexterPunk »

dick chick for me.
User avatar
bengatta
Ladies Motorkhana Champion
Posts: 5394
Joined: Tue May 15, 2007 6:03 pm

Re: ladyboy, mangirl, or busted knees?

Post by bengatta »

I am really trying to figure out which extremist group would offer such a choice... :)
They say, any day you wake up not dead is the start of a better day than it could be...

You don't need a parachute to skydive, you only need a parachute to skydive twice...

You're never too old to learn something stupid....
User avatar
w00dsy
The Senna of Hoppers Crossing
Posts: 24457
Joined: Wed Mar 02, 2005 2:41 pm
Location: incognito

Re: ladyboy, mangirl, or busted knees?

Post by w00dsy »

you ever been to Wormwood Manor?
User avatar
VTRacing
Team Pedant (c)
Posts: 4651
Joined: Thu Oct 25, 2007 9:14 am

Re: ladyboy, mangirl, or busted knees?

Post by VTRacing »

In breaking news: 3 out of 4 ARSE members prefer doing a ladyboy up the arse, as opposed to a baseball bat to the knees.

And nobody here wants to shag k.d. lang [sic].
:teach:
User avatar
Rots
DiscoStu
DiscoStu
Posts: 4602
Joined: Thu Dec 16, 2004 8:42 am
Contact:

Re: ladyboy, mangirl, or busted knees?

Post by Rots »

Cool that means I'm in the minority... no lady dick for me!


:D
User avatar
Enforcer-J
Posts: 6512
Joined: Wed Oct 12, 2005 11:16 pm
Location: right on your A.R.S.E.

Re: ladyboy, mangirl, or busted knees?

Post by Enforcer-J »

w00dsy wrote:for me it was simple, the ladyboy. I get a root, possibly shoot a load, and walk away unharmed, physically.
I'd suck off the ladyboy and gargle the contents of its genitalia before I'd take a baseball bat to the knees. Emotional Scars? Toughen up princesses! I could forget about it.... I doubt I could forget I couldn't walk.
User avatar
w00dsy
The Senna of Hoppers Crossing
Posts: 24457
Joined: Wed Mar 02, 2005 2:41 pm
Location: incognito

Re: ladyboy, mangirl, or busted knees?

Post by w00dsy »

Meet me at the local pub tonight. I'll be the one in the frock with a baseball bat in one hand, and my pegina in the other.








Sent from wobblys house. Get me out of here, its weird and smells funny.
User avatar
bengatta
Ladies Motorkhana Champion
Posts: 5394
Joined: Tue May 15, 2007 6:03 pm

Re: ladyboy, mangirl, or busted knees?

Post by bengatta »

for the record...

*NSFW*

[youtube] [/youtube]
They say, any day you wake up not dead is the start of a better day than it could be...

You don't need a parachute to skydive, you only need a parachute to skydive twice...

You're never too old to learn something stupid....
User avatar
KNAPPO
Master artist
Master artist
Posts: 10311
Joined: Sun Jul 17, 2005 1:26 am
Location: North of the dog fence, Adelaide.

Re: Re: ladyboy, mangirl, or busted knees?

Post by KNAPPO »

norbs wrote:Just imagine of the lady/boy looked like Nige/Bengatta/Ezy/Macca/Me/Hurts!

Or w00dsy... :eyepop:
Mate i didnt realise you were offering yourself as option 2. :rofl:
390257_10150697678454502_593609501_11977532_1863542566_n.jpg
You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.
Life is hard...but, life is harder when you're dumb.
User avatar
Enforcer-J
Posts: 6512
Joined: Wed Oct 12, 2005 11:16 pm
Location: right on your A.R.S.E.

Re: ladyboy, mangirl, or busted knees?

Post by Enforcer-J »

Id like to change my vote now in light of new evidence
User avatar
Vilante
Master artist
Master artist
Posts: 9336
Joined: Thu Jan 05, 2006 9:32 am
Location: Sydney - Australia

Re: ladyboy, mangirl, or busted knees?

Post by Vilante »

Enforcer-J wrote:Id like to change my vote now in light of new evidence
:rofl:
User avatar
Big Kev
Clean as a Whistle
Clean as a Whistle
Posts: 15060
Joined: Mon Dec 13, 2004 7:09 pm
Location: Little Britain
Contact:

Re: ladyboy, mangirl, or busted knees?

Post by Big Kev »

I'd go for the baseball bat to the knees.

Physical scars can heal in time, but not mental ones.
ARSE Biscuits! Driftu Kingu!
My Flickr Stream
User avatar
bengatta
Ladies Motorkhana Champion
Posts: 5394
Joined: Tue May 15, 2007 6:03 pm

Re: ladyboy, mangirl, or busted knees?

Post by bengatta »

Big Kev wrote:I'd go for the baseball bat to the knees.

Physical scars can heal in time, but not mental ones.
did you miss the photo of w00dsy??? this changes everything. :)
They say, any day you wake up not dead is the start of a better day than it could be...

You don't need a parachute to skydive, you only need a parachute to skydive twice...

You're never too old to learn something stupid....
User avatar
w00dsy
The Senna of Hoppers Crossing
Posts: 24457
Joined: Wed Mar 02, 2005 2:41 pm
Location: incognito

Re: ladyboy, mangirl, or busted knees?

Post by w00dsy »

Enforcer-J wrote:Id like to change my vote now in light of new evidence

so you'd like to change it to Ladyboy or away from Ladyboy?
Post Reply