Bike Porn - Yes it's SFW

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hand crafted Mahogany bicycle :)
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mrleisure wrote:The front tube looks huge/wide in the second pic .
Taken with a wide angle lens. Tends to distort everything but is pretty cool for certain effects.
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Trick photography again :D

The timber bike would be cool to have hanging on the wall as a coversation piece , I don't think I would trust it on the road though .
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Just the way it is wil do :D My other dream bike :nod:


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hehehe..moots
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Hz-Lab wrote:hehehe..moots
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been chuckling for the last few minutes after reading the previous posts :) ....dream moots :yes:
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J.D. wrote:Not exactly bike porn but I'd be interested in something like this.

It's probably a grand or so more than I'd want to spend.
A firend of mine just got one of these, they are a lovely bike.
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Check this out boys. Colnago porn.

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Couldn't put them in the same post as a modern bike :)

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Mmmm...my last road bike was a custom built job. Kinda reminds me of those.

How about this one?

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This is my type of bike :)
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OMG norbs that is farken awesome.
I was only just thinking on my ride today that I could go an S-WORKS except for the fact I don't like the 2 most famous riders on them from last year, Doperdor & SchlekA...
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norbs post got me remembering this, anyone seen it?
Pity it's an Avanti but looks awesome.
This is our lightest ever road bike; at 5.6kg it's 1.2kg lighter than Quantum Team! And because we're celebrating our 25th anniversary there is only 25 of them
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Its got that slow curved top tube like a Specialised.

by the way, Im not a fan of black bikes. I want white, or some day glow colour for my ride. I want to be seen. :)
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Nice.



And how about this one.

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One for Hurts.

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and one for Flinty :)

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mrleisure wrote:and one for Flinty :)

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:eyepop: :fall:
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Talking with norbs the other day made me remember I never put this up.
This is my best mate's brother-in-law's business, his work is amazing all airbrushed.
He does full restoration paint jobs & custom designs and will even include painted logos as required.
Check out many more works of art on his website: http://www.sungraphics.com.au/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

His most prominent work was to do a custom paint for Bridie O'Donnel, this was her 2010 WC frame used for the race in Geelong.
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Read the story & check the pics about this 1940's track bike: http://www.sungraphics.com.au/restorati ... rack-bike/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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How about this old KYPO frame. RETRO!!!
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Too many to list!

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They forgot my favorite :D

Dragon Bike FTW :yes:

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I don't know if any of you ARSE's have heard of Teschner Bikes. Peter Teschner was a mentor for me in my teenage years and I never really took noticed of his bikes until lately. We've lost contact now after moving to different towns but I was looking up his website the other day and some of his latest bikes are pretty good eye candy to me.

The frames are not cheap though!!
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