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All I'll say is OMG!!! :fall:

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http://www.madfiber.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

http://www.wiggle.co.uk/mad-fiber-carbo ... -wheelset/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Wow. I couldn't help but be paranoid about the front spokes snapping on a pothole or something, but it sounds like they're very strong.
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Flinty72 wrote:All I'll say is OMG!!! :fall:
http://www.madfiber.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

http://www.wiggle.co.uk/mad-fiber-carbo ... -wheelset/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
those.. are awesome.. and they would look mighty awesome on my Giant.. .. and double the value of it too! ;)

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Would you check this out.

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Now go read about it here & you'll get a shock about those forks: http://www.sungraphics.com.au/custom-de ... den-forks/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

You may remember the story about this custom painter I already posted here: viewtopic.php?p=286469#p286469" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
One day I will get Steve to do something for me....
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Gee that's very well thought out. The grain on the inside is especially impressive.
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beeeerp bpbp pbeeeeeeerrrrppppp!
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I don't think will be beaten for the ultimate in bike porn.

Ernesto Colnago Celebrates 80th Birthday with Limited Edition Bike

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I fucking love Colnago's bike, but that is as ugly as sin!
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norbs wrote:that is as ugly as sin!
well it is a road bike. :rimshot:
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Enforcer-J wrote:
norbs wrote:that is as ugly as sin!
well it is a road bike. :rimshot:

:rofl:

Yeah, because these are more beautiful...

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Cube Stereo's are Uber sexy, that's what I was going to get before i decided on the Trek. Love the look of them. You could of picked about 400 uglier bikes..lol.
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I like!

Cube make very sexy bikes indeed. That thing looks like it should have a motor in it :)
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It's been too long since someone has posted in here, so just for norbs & his love of all bikes black. :lol:

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Although I'm not really a huge fan of the all matt look of this exquisite machine but when you read why then I can accept it. :p
"if it's weight and performance you are looking for in a bike then it's had to beat what the Z5 SL has to offer. It differs from the standard Z5 in that the frame blanks are chosen off the production line and identified as the premium frames. The chosen SL frames are not covered in paint like a standard Z5 which saves weight and all it's fittings are either titanium or carbon & 820 grams for a size Medium (54.5cm top tube)"
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looks like it's just been dragged out of a coal mine
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It is as ugly as a busted arse. Also, I reckon this one is lighter, and heaps better looking.

http://weightweenies.starbike.com/articles.php?ID=21" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

4.2kgs!

If you check the updated version, that is down to 2.96kgs :eyepop:

http://translate.google.com/translate?u ... uage_tools" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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It's been a while since something has caught my eye until I saw this on ARSEBook tonight.
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Flinty72 wrote:It's been a while since something has caught my eye until I saw this on ARSEBook tonight.
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wow.. just... wow.. that looks awesome
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Hardcore Bike Porn..
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richo wrote:Image


Hardcore Bike Porn..
meh .. :zzz:
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2013 Superking 888 :yummy:

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Parlee at Interbike, 2nd one is for norbs. ;)

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Flinty72 wrote:Parlee at Interbike, 2nd one is for norbs. ;)
saw a few Parlee bikes at the Gran Fondo last week.. sweeeet :D very nice looking bikes :)
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This should have been called "The Jet Fighter", damn!!! :eyepop:

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