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Balance
Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for
six days.
Eventually, Michael the archangel found him on the seventh day
resting.
He enquired of God, ' where have you been? '
God pointed downwards through the clouds. 'Look Michael, look what
I've made,' said God.
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, ' what is it ? '
'It's a planet,' replied God, 'and I've put life on it. I'm going
to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance.'
'balance?' inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing down to different parts of the earth, 'For
example
Nth America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while
Sth America is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will
be a hot spot and Russia will be a cold spot.'
'Over there I've placed a continent of white people and here I've
placed a Continent of black people.' God continued pointing to
different countries.
This one will be extremely hot and arid and this one will be very
cold and covered in ice.'
The archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to another
area and asked,' what's that?'
'Ah', said God. 'That's Tasmania, the most glorious place
on earth.There are beautiful people, impressive towns; it is the
home of the world's finest artists, musicians, writers, thinkers,
explorers and sportsmen
The people from Tasmania are going to be modest,
intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling
the world.
They'll be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving,
and they will be known throughout the world as speakers of truth.'
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, 'What
about balance God, you said there will be BALANCE!'
God replied very wisely, 'Wait till you see the wankers I'm
putting in Victoria'
six days.
Eventually, Michael the archangel found him on the seventh day
resting.
He enquired of God, ' where have you been? '
God pointed downwards through the clouds. 'Look Michael, look what
I've made,' said God.
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, ' what is it ? '
'It's a planet,' replied God, 'and I've put life on it. I'm going
to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance.'
'balance?' inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing down to different parts of the earth, 'For
example
Nth America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while
Sth America is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will
be a hot spot and Russia will be a cold spot.'
'Over there I've placed a continent of white people and here I've
placed a Continent of black people.' God continued pointing to
different countries.
This one will be extremely hot and arid and this one will be very
cold and covered in ice.'
The archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to another
area and asked,' what's that?'
'Ah', said God. 'That's Tasmania, the most glorious place
on earth.There are beautiful people, impressive towns; it is the
home of the world's finest artists, musicians, writers, thinkers,
explorers and sportsmen
The people from Tasmania are going to be modest,
intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling
the world.
They'll be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving,
and they will be known throughout the world as speakers of truth.'
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, 'What
about balance God, you said there will be BALANCE!'
God replied very wisely, 'Wait till you see the wankers I'm
putting in Victoria'
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Re: Balance
Indeed!
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Re: Balance
hehehe
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Re: Balance
Why doesn't Tasmania float away?
..coss Victoria sucks!
..coss Victoria sucks!
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Stop bullying him. You have more birthdays each year than he gets roots!
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Re: Balance
I heard one like that .....Why is Tasmania getting closer to Victoria? Cos Victoria sucks.Coopz wrote:Why doesn't Tasmania float away?
..coss Victoria sucks!
I didnt know Tasmania is getting closer to Victoria though
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Re: Balance
They spared 1 or 2.
norbs wrote:
Stop bullying him. You have more birthdays each year than he gets roots!
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Re: Balance
that Martin Bryant was a ripper bloke.
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Re: Balance
ahh, jealousy!
our suction brings us F1, moto GP, almost all the cultures in the world and... erm... all types of weather in a day.
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Re: Balance
I laughed, and I have no idea why. I think it was wankers. One of the best words ever.