What Bogans Like

[smithcorp]

I found this site a few weeks ago and like it a lot. I think the funniest parts are the bogan baby names - man some of those crack me up:

http://thingsboganslike.wordpress.com/a ... ther-name/

http://thingsboganslike.wordpress.com/2 ... ids-names/

Of course, the end result of all this creativity is that instead of five Adams in a class attempting to distinguish themselves from each other, there are now Riley, Reilly, Rhylee, Rhylie, Rylee, Ryley and Rylie getting into stoushes over whose Dad has the biggest flat screen/best surround sound system.... these kids will be spelling out their names to all and sundry for the next 80 years

[Vilante]

Calais and Chardonnay lmao!!!!

[Rots]

I found the Commodore/Chevy badge funny. Just the other day some wanker with a "Chevy" R8 317 parked next to my bosses HSV GTS 317. We ripped into his "Chevy" badged car, what a way to kill an Aussie icon.

[smithcorp]

Me too Rots - I've seen a few combining the Chevy badge with an Aussie-focused sticker, like the Austika (the southern cross stickers) or a flag, but I've never had a camera handy. I love the juxtaposition of the cringe (the Chevy badge) with the overt nationalism. Dumbarses.

[w00dsy]

good site smith, i found this funny from this section about fake tanning http://thingsboganslike.wordpress.com/2 ... 6-melanin/

The shift in bronzing tastes coincided with a proliferation in spray tans, creams, and lotions. These eagerly purchased fake tanning products come with the promise of transforming pale bogans into the colour of “ethnic” people that they do not like.

[DexterPunk]

Theres a 'Bogan gifts' app for facebook with some fucking funny gifts.. a few of my favs...

A text message from Shane Warne
Gift Certificate for Cash Converters
TV Unit (pic of a milk crate)
Best of Cold Chisel Mix Tape
440ml Woodstock Bourbon and Cola 4-pack
Appointment with Centrelink
Chiko Roll
Parachute Tracksuit
Winnie Blues


Now thats someone who understands the bogan

[smithcorp]

Neat entry this morning on Things Bogans Like - Road Rage: http://thingsboganslike.wordpress.com/2 ... road-rage/

"Just as it will do in relation to free speech, the bogan sees itself as entitled to break any road rule, but everyone else is not allowed to at all. The bogan will even reserve the right to object to other road users driving safely and correctly."