Condoms

Vilante · Post by **Vilante** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 7:57 am

Thank God Hz found this thread!!

schuey97 · Post by **schuey97** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 9:53 am

Hz-Lab wrote:Pro's provide their own prophylactic anyway schuey. So you needn't need to carry one for your 1st time

This is on the assumption that my first time will be with a pro

wobblysauce · Post by **wobblysauce** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 9:56 am

lol.. lets get this straight, he hasn't seen them at the servos, he couldn't see the aunt flirting. so why do we even need to help him, he has made himself blind with an over active usage of the middle stump

Post by **Hz-Lab** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 4:35 pm

wobblysauce wrote:lol.. lets get this straight, he hasn't seen them at the servos, he couldn't see the aunt flirting. so why do we even need to help him, he has made himself blind with an over active usage of the middle stump

quite possibly, the only time wobbly has made sense.

petey · Post by **petey** » Fri Jan 22, 2010 8:57 pm

Hz-Lab wrote:
wobblysauce wrote:lol.. lets get this straight, he hasn't seen them at the servos, he couldn't see the aunt flirting. so why do we even need to help him, he has made himself blind with an over active usage of the middle stump
quite possibly, the only time wobbly has made sense.

Touché

Sarsippius · Post by **Sarsippius** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 10:01 pm

If you're really worried go to woollies and use the self serve checkouts.

schuey97 · Post by **schuey97** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 10:28 pm

Sarsippius wrote:If you're really worried go to woollies and use the self serve checkouts.

Dont they still do random checks

Woodee · Post by **Woodee** » Fri Feb 26, 2010 5:35 am

schuey97 wrote:
Sarsippius wrote:If you're really worried go to woollies and use the self serve checkouts.
Dont they still do random checks

Just go bloody buy some... why be bothered how it looks to others... just think to yourself you are doing the right thing by taking steps towards safe sex... suck it up!

wobblysauce · Post by **wobblysauce** » Fri Feb 26, 2010 5:43 pm

smithcorp · Post by **smithcorp** » Tue Mar 02, 2010 7:28 pm

What they left the packet and took the used franger with them?

schuey97 · Post by **schuey97** » Tue Mar 02, 2010 7:33 pm

smithcorp wrote:What they left the packet and took the used franger with them?

Maybe they wanted a souvenir

Gizmo · Post by **Gizmo** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 1:46 pm

Schuey, you've got balls man. I'll give you that!

I'm not going to read though the whole thread but if you head into your chemist and look for the "family planing" section you'll find everything there. I've forgotten the brand, i think it starts with an "A" But it's called Extened Pleasure. They come in a silver kind of package with a RPM (Tacho) on the front. Anyway they have a cream in there which numbs things down alittle and will stop you from....you know. Great for they first few times

Hope this helps man.

Gizmo · Post by **Gizmo** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 1:47 pm

Schuey, you've got balls man. I'll give you that!

I'm not going to read though the whole thread but if you head into your chemist and look for the "family planing" section you'll find everything there. I've forgotten the brand, i think it starts with an "A" But it's called Extened Pleasure. They come in a silver kind of package with a RPM (Tacho) on the front. Anyway they have a cream in there which numbs things down alittle and will stop you from....you know. Great for they first few times

Hope this helps man.

schuey97 · Post by **schuey97** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 1:52 pm

Gizmo wrote:Schuey, you've got balls man. I'll give you that!

I'm not going to read though the whole thread but if you head into your chemist and look for the "family planing" section you'll find everything there. I've forgotten the brand, i think it starts with an "A" But it's called Extened Pleasure. They come in a silver kind of package with a RPM (Tacho) on the front. Anyway they have a cream in there which numbs things down alittle and will stop you from....you know. Great for they first few times

Hope this helps man.

Thanks heaps Gizmo .... any help is great. Hopefully by the time I need to use one I will have a better handle on the condom situation

SE1Z · Post by **SE1Z** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 2:16 pm

seriously man... just do it.
We were all nervous at first, but, after the first time you buy some, it's easy!
The chemist will always put them in a brown paper bag, so, nobody bar the chemist will know you've bought them anyway...

The other thing you can do, at a pub or club, go early when it's not busy - then, in the loo's there are normally vending machines on the wall. Pop in $2 and out pops a franga!

Hell, go to the pub at lunch and do it during the week.

w00dsy · Post by **w00dsy** » Sat Mar 27, 2010 12:44 pm

jesus how did i miss this thread? Schuey you HAVE to practice putting them on and getting them off, cos your knowledge is obviously so small in this area that if you do actually manage to get a chick ready for a root, and you pull out the condom and start reading the instructions, she will probably close up shop and walk away. If you can't even put on a franger, she'll assume your going to be rubbish.

also just buy them from anywhere, sex is a normal and natural part of everyones life, except yours obviously. No one will give a shit that your buying them. Unless the person behind the counter is a smutty 13y/o boy.

schuey97 · Post by **schuey97** » Sat Mar 27, 2010 12:50 pm

w00dsy wrote:jesus how did i miss this thread? Schuey you HAVE to practice putting them on and getting them off, cos your knowledge is obviously so small in this area that if you do actually manage to get a chick ready for a root, and you pull out the condom and start reading the instructions, she will probably close up shop and walk away. If you can't even put on a franger, she'll assume your going to be rubbish.

also just buy them from anywhere, sex is a normal and natural part of everyones life, except yours obviously. No one will give a shit that your buying them. Unless the person behind the counter is a smutty 13y/o boy.

I'm sure I will be able to work out how to put one on ..... My main job is troubleshooting Computers, so I should be able to troubleshoot a condom

I guess I was more worried about where to buy them from and which ones to use as I havent really seen them anywhere.

w00dsy · Post by **w00dsy** » Sat Mar 27, 2010 1:37 pm

just get them anywhere, it's no different from buying toilet paper, shitting is just as natural as fucking.

r8response · Post by **r8response** » Sat Mar 27, 2010 5:09 pm

schuey97 wrote: My main job is troubleshooting Computers, so I should be able to troubleshoot a condom

Good luck with that line of thinking.....

schuey97 · Post by **schuey97** » Sat Mar 27, 2010 6:12 pm

r8response wrote:
schuey97 wrote: My main job is troubleshooting Computers, so I should be able to troubleshoot a condom
Good luck with that line of thinking.....

ah ...so your saying the cable tester aint going to work that well in this situation

SE1Z · Post by **SE1Z** » Tue Mar 30, 2010 6:18 pm

Sooo.... Jan17 was your first post...
Over 2months later, have you bought any yet dude?
Tried to put one on and as Woodsy quite rightly said, take one off too?

AstrO · Post by **AstrO** » Tue Mar 30, 2010 6:21 pm

SE1Z wrote:Sooo.... Jan17 was your first post...
Over 2months later, have you bought any yet dude?
Tried to put one on and as Woodsy quite rightly said, take one off too?

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