Utterly pointless apps?

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This one must rank up there
http://itunes.apple.com/gb/app/is-it-da ... 36208?mt=8" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Is it dark outside?
It just says yes or no!

Seen any others?
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I can't believe it took to version 1.4 to get right. lol
If I started on useless apps I'd be here till christmas, but then again I don't own a "smart"phone.
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theres some fun pointless apps.... the light saber one is pretty cool. Nothing beats having a light saber duel with a mate both swinging your arms around in the air like mad men while laughing like a 10 year old.
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DexterPunk wrote:Nothing beats having a light saber duel with a mate both swinging your arms around in the air like mad men while laughing like a 10 year old.
Nothing?





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:rofl:

err... u know what i mean.
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Invent a Fleshlight Sabre Dex. It makes the sound as you wank. Shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo, then chops your hand off. :D
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I remember there was one app that turned the screen completely white, so you could see something in the dark. Or the user could just open Mail or Safari :)
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Flashlight app, i use it all the time.
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w00dsy wrote:Flashlight app, i use it all the time.
Well its pointless :D
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I've seen a couple claiming to be mirrors too. They don't seem to have grasped the concept of what makes a mirror work. Just making the screen silver is not a mirror.
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wabbit wrote:
w00dsy wrote:Flashlight app, i use it all the time.
Well its pointless :D

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DexterPunk wrote:theres some fun pointless apps.... the light saber one is pretty cool. Nothing beats having a light saber duel with a mate both swinging your arms around in the air like mad men while laughing like a 10 year old.

A friend of mine who shall remain nameless, Chaz, got in my car and noticed my iPhone was hooked up to my car stereo. So he thought it would be a good idea, whilst driving through the middle of Adelaide, to load up the shotgun application, roll down the windows and start firing at nearby pedestrians with the stereo on full volume.
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:rofl:
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Sambo wrote:So he thought it would be a good idea
:yes: :nod: And you disagreed ? :aussie: :lol:
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:rofl: silly Chaz!
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http://www.ipoonow.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

:D

A social networking app for people having a poo. You can see who else is pooing on a map and chat to them!
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Big Kev wrote:http://www.ipoonow.com/

:D

A social networking app for people having a poo. You can see who else is pooing on a map and chat to them!

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Big Kev wrote:http://www.ipoonow.com/

:D

A social networking app for people having a poo. You can see who else is pooing on a map and chat to them!

got it, used it :D
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Weird, I just downloaded this like 20 mins ago. Came here and noticed it's been posted here
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well the flashlight apps are a little more useful on iPhone 4 now ;) (There's a physical LED light which is turned on)
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