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ARSE, a story that will be a movie...

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Ok, lets make up a story that we can send to Hollywood to make into a movie.

I think Rod, being that he is the ARSE Head Honcho, should star in the movie. But what type of movie? What type of character? Who else can play parts?

Title : Hot Rod. A lesson in love.

Rod can play the somewhat less than well hung porn star, mentored by Nige, the sex expert. I will be Rod's body double except for his dabble in man sex. then its Jamo's turn. Smiss, being hung like a rogue blue whale, is Rods arch enemy.

Now, its up to you lot... :D
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i shall be Monsiour (spelling) spoon...a man with a spoon for its member...sidekick to rod
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There's coffee on my keyboard now. Thanks Norbs... :bow:
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I shall be the escaped inmate from a local nut house, who's knowledge and understanding sets him apart from everyone.
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Can I be the bloke who gets to drive some very expensive flashy fast convertable with a chick in the passenger seat who's trying to get to the local Holiday Inn as fast as he can?

Actually, I'm more likely to be the nerdy scientist bloke with a stunningly voluptuous assistant who isn't interested in me in the slightest :cry:
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I'd rather be Rod Jeremy, the well hung fat guy. :)
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fourthof5 wrote:I shall be the escaped inmate from a local nut house, who's knowledge and understanding sets him apart from everyone.
Aw I wanted that part:(

I'll be the broomcloset boy who holds a sinister and dark secret that threatens the very foundation of mankind:D
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Piss off Norbs LOL
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I'll be the mechanic who fixes Kevins car after he has a crash under pressure from sex police :p
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fourthof5 wrote:I shall be the escaped inmate from a local nut house, who's knowledge and understanding sets him apart from everyone.
Nige, stop staring at your avatar and read the posts boy!
norbs wrote:mentored by Nige, the sex expert
:lol:
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I'll be the long lost son who suddenly turns up, reminding Rod of one stinky night in early 1986.

I too get to inform him that he gave both mother and son AIDS. :yikes:
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i can be the uncle that has all the money, and is a scrooge and won't share it with anyone, except my very good lookin personal assistant.
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norbs wrote:
fourthof5 wrote:I shall be the escaped inmate from a local nut house, who's knowledge and understanding sets him apart from everyone.
Nige, stop staring at your avatar and read the posts boy!
norbs wrote:mentored by Nige, the sex expert
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Doh!

The title is good, but the subtitle sucks.

perhaps
Hot Rod 2: Burnning Rubber.
or
Hot Rod: Custom Spray Jobs
or
Hot Rod: Access all areas.
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I shall be the man in the shadows, quietly financing Smiss and cajoling him into doing dastardly things to Rod, with whom I actually hold a long standing grudge, for reasons that will not be known until I have Rod in my sites at the end of the film, but, instead of doing away with him straight away I will be launching into an incredibly long monologue (almost as long as this sentence, infact) about what harm he did me and why I was forced to do what I did.
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And I shall be the fat, drunken man at the bar (a la Norm in Cheers), who was once wise but found no purpose in life.

Then took to impersonating the Prime Minister.
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Exar Kun wrote:I shall be the man in the shadows, quietly financing Smiss and cajoling him into doing dastardly things to Rod, with whom I actually hold a long standing grudge, for reasons that will not be known until I have Rod in my sites at the end of the film, but, instead of doing away with him straight away I will be launching into an incredibly long monologue (almost as long as this sentence, infact) about what harm he did me and why I was forced to do what I did.
Dude if this is a porn movie(which it sounds like it's becoming), there's WAY too much plot there :p
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Quite right Jason. I shall rewrite that part for EK in Pornese.

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Haven't seen any women cast yet....if it's man-on-man action, my contract says i play top only!
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smithcorp wrote:Haven't seen any women cast yet....if it's man-on-man action, my contract says i play top only!
not a problem, we'll send out the most good lookin cast member, and he can find us some CHEAP help.
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smithcorp wrote:Haven't seen any women cast yet....if it's man-on-man action, my contract says i play top only!
You could play a woman, but i suppose it's pointless having a chick with a massive cock. :yikes:
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fourthof5 wrote: Doh!

The title is good, but the subtitle sucks.

perhaps
Hot Rod 2: Burnning Rubber.
or
Hot Rod: Custom Spray Jobs
or
Hot Rod: Access all areas.
or

Hot Rod: Cumming up from Behind

or

Hot Rod: Stroke it for Inches

or

Hot Rod: Bottom End, Bored Out

or

Hot Rod: Curves, Leather & Prostitutes
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Post by TIMMY30 »

Its getting to the point where this needs to be moved to the adults only section :P
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