Your favourite movie quote.
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Re: Your favourite movie quote.
Watched Glengarry Glen Ross again the other night. Some classic quotes in there:
Alec Baldwin get the best in my view:
"Put. That. Coffee. Down. Coffee's for closers."
"A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Closing. Always be closing, always be closing"
"As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired."
Alec Baldwin get the best in my view:
"Put. That. Coffee. Down. Coffee's for closers."
"A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Closing. Always be closing, always be closing"
"As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired."
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Brian: I am NOT the Messiah!
Arthur: I say you are Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few.
Matthias: All I did was say to my wife, "That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah!"
Arthur: I say you are Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few.
Matthias: All I did was say to my wife, "That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah!"
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Smokey and the Bandit
"Buford T. Justice: [to his son] There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!"
"Buford T. Justice: [to his son] There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!"
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Watched Four Lions again just the other night as I needed a giggle. This little section had me in stitches again...
Brother Omar meets up with the boys after the accidental death of Brother Faisal who tripped up and blew himself up in a field full of sheep, Brother Omar is presented with a bag which supposedly contains the remains of Brother Faisal whilst Brother Barry is proclaiming that Faisal is a martyr.
Brother Omar, with a stern look on his face says:
Is he a Martyr ? ........... or a fuckin Jalfrezi
If you haven't seen it I suggest you do asap... it's hilarious
Brother Omar meets up with the boys after the accidental death of Brother Faisal who tripped up and blew himself up in a field full of sheep, Brother Omar is presented with a bag which supposedly contains the remains of Brother Faisal whilst Brother Barry is proclaiming that Faisal is a martyr.
Brother Omar, with a stern look on his face says:
Is he a Martyr ? ........... or a fuckin Jalfrezi
If you haven't seen it I suggest you do asap... it's hilarious
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Just about anything from Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.
This thread is not dead! It just went on holidays.
This thread is not dead! It just went on holidays.
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I like that Boulder! That is a niiiice Boulder!
I have it always running through my head... right before:
Good News!!
Is it the Dacia Sandero?!
I have it always running through my head... right before:
Good News!!
Is it the Dacia Sandero?!
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Johnny Francis 'Spit' Spitieri: Oh, I gotta get home. Who's paying for my bus fare today?
Richard Dent QC: You don't need to worry about that now, witness.
Johnny Francis 'Spit' Spitieri: Well excuse me, I am worried about it! I'm on medication, you know? Gotta pick up me methadone before five, otherwise I don't get nothing 'til the morning. 'Scuse me, your honor, do you know who's paying for my bus fare today?
Judge: Mr. Dent, has the witness been afforded appropriate expenses?
Richard Dent QC: Sir, I'm informed those instructing me will arrange a check in payment of Mr. Spitieri's witness expenses directly.
Johnny Francis 'Spit' Spitieri: A check? Well, what am I gonna do with a check, your honor? I don't want a fucking check. Me bus driver's not going to take a check. I need me bus money, otherwise how am I supposed to get home?
Judge: Yes, alright Mr. Spitieri. Mr. Dent, I wonder whether, in the circumstances, some appropriate arrangements couldn't be made?
Richard Dent QC: To avoid further delays, I'll get Mr. Toole to fix that up now.
[Mr. Toole pulls a bill from his wallet and gives it to Mr. Dent who gives it to Spit]
Johnny Francis 'Spit' Spitieri: Oh, that's only $20. Me bus doesn't come 'til four, I'm gonna need some lunch.
Judge: I think perhaps, in the circumstances, the witness is entitled to be reimbursed for his luncheon expenses, Mr. Dent.
Richard Dent QC: I'll get Mr. Toole to give him another $20 to cover his luncheon expenses.
[Mr. Toole looks in his wallet, but it's empty. He shrugs at Mr. Dent, who sighs and pulls a bill from his own wallet and gives it to Spit]
Johnny Francis 'Spit' Spitieri: Thank you.
[He sits down and folds his hands, looking smug]
Richard Dent QC: You don't need to worry about that now, witness.
Johnny Francis 'Spit' Spitieri: Well excuse me, I am worried about it! I'm on medication, you know? Gotta pick up me methadone before five, otherwise I don't get nothing 'til the morning. 'Scuse me, your honor, do you know who's paying for my bus fare today?
Judge: Mr. Dent, has the witness been afforded appropriate expenses?
Richard Dent QC: Sir, I'm informed those instructing me will arrange a check in payment of Mr. Spitieri's witness expenses directly.
Johnny Francis 'Spit' Spitieri: A check? Well, what am I gonna do with a check, your honor? I don't want a fucking check. Me bus driver's not going to take a check. I need me bus money, otherwise how am I supposed to get home?
Judge: Yes, alright Mr. Spitieri. Mr. Dent, I wonder whether, in the circumstances, some appropriate arrangements couldn't be made?
Richard Dent QC: To avoid further delays, I'll get Mr. Toole to fix that up now.
[Mr. Toole pulls a bill from his wallet and gives it to Mr. Dent who gives it to Spit]
Johnny Francis 'Spit' Spitieri: Oh, that's only $20. Me bus doesn't come 'til four, I'm gonna need some lunch.
Judge: I think perhaps, in the circumstances, the witness is entitled to be reimbursed for his luncheon expenses, Mr. Dent.
Richard Dent QC: I'll get Mr. Toole to give him another $20 to cover his luncheon expenses.
[Mr. Toole looks in his wallet, but it's empty. He shrugs at Mr. Dent, who sighs and pulls a bill from his own wallet and gives it to Spit]
Johnny Francis 'Spit' Spitieri: Thank you.
[He sits down and folds his hands, looking smug]
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Just watching Wild Geese
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Best onscreen junkie bar none !J.D. wrote:Johnny Francis 'Spit' Spitieri: Oh, I gotta get home. Who's paying for my bus fare today?
Richard Dent QC: You don't need to worry about that now, witness.
Johnny Francis 'Spit' Spitieri: Well excuse me, I am worried about it! I'm on medication, you know? Gotta pick up me methadone before five, otherwise I don't get nothing 'til the morning. 'Scuse me, your honor, do you know who's paying for my bus fare today?
Judge: Mr. Dent, has the witness been afforded appropriate expenses?
Richard Dent QC: Sir, I'm informed those instructing me will arrange a check in payment of Mr. Spitieri's witness expenses directly.
Johnny Francis 'Spit' Spitieri: A check? Well, what am I gonna do with a check, your honor? I don't want a fucking check. Me bus driver's not going to take a check. I need me bus money, otherwise how am I supposed to get home?
Judge: Yes, alright Mr. Spitieri. Mr. Dent, I wonder whether, in the circumstances, some appropriate arrangements couldn't be made?
Richard Dent QC: To avoid further delays, I'll get Mr. Toole to fix that up now.
[Mr. Toole pulls a bill from his wallet and gives it to Mr. Dent who gives it to Spit]
Johnny Francis 'Spit' Spitieri: Oh, that's only $20. Me bus doesn't come 'til four, I'm gonna need some lunch.
Judge: I think perhaps, in the circumstances, the witness is entitled to be reimbursed for his luncheon expenses, Mr. Dent.
Richard Dent QC: I'll get Mr. Toole to give him another $20 to cover his luncheon expenses.
[Mr. Toole looks in his wallet, but it's empty. He shrugs at Mr. Dent, who sighs and pulls a bill from his own wallet and gives it to Spit]
Johnny Francis 'Spit' Spitieri: Thank you.
[He sits down and folds his hands, looking smug]
Richard Dent QC: Warren Halliwell. I'm asking you if you've ever heard of Warren Halliwell.
Johnny Francis 'Spit' Spitieri: I told you, mate: I don't remember names and stuff like that. Oh... oh, I do remember there was an old bloke, Warren, who used to drink down at the Oxford in Petersham, but, mate, I don't know what his second name was.
Richard Dent QC: I was referring to the accountant on the Gold Coast.
Johnny Francis 'Spit' Spitieri: What, you were referring Warren to an accountant?
Richard Dent QC: No.
Johnny Francis 'Spit' Spitieri: Oh, mate, old Warren wouldn't need an accountant, mate, he's just an old pisshead. Don't know where you're getting your info from. Old Warren'd be dead by now, wouldn't he?
Richard Dent QC: I am not talking about your friend from Petersham, Mr. Spitieri. I am talking about Warren Halliwell the accountant who practices on the Gold Coast.
Johnny Francis 'Spit' Spitieri: ...Yeah...
Richard Dent QC: You know Warren Halliwell, don't you?
Johnny Francis 'Spit' Spitieri: ...Yeah... if he used to drink at the Oxford at Petersham I do, mate, but dead set he didn't look like an accountant to me.
Richard Dent QC: No, I'm not saying he was an accountant.
Johnny Francis 'Spit' Spitieri: Yes you did, you said it then.
Richard Dent QC: No.
Johnny Francis 'Spit' Spitieri: Yes you did, mate. Oh, you keep doing it, you're trying to confuse me. Hey, what'd old Warren do wrong, mate? What're you hassling him for? He's done nothing wrong, he's just an old pisshead.
Richard Dent QC: I am not talking about your friend Warren.
Johnny Francis 'Spit' Spitieri: Oh, well what the fuck are you talking about? Oh, I'd better go home, my bus goes at four o'clock. 'Scuse me, who's paying for my bus fare today?
Richard Dent QC: I put it to you that on August the 26th last year, you delivered approximately $200,000 in cash to the office of Warren Halliwell.
Johnny Francis 'Spit' Spitieri: Oh, mate, 200? Do I look like I got 200 grand in cash? I'm on the bones of me ass, mate!
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Some great quotes in It's All Gone Pete Tong (can recommend this - a bit obscure, but funny and original - a story about an Ibiza DJ, Frankie Wilde, who goes deaf).
Frankie is trying to get clean and is admitting his errors to his sleazy agent Max Hagger:
Frankie Wilde: I once stole 500 quid from your wallet in the studio.
Max Hagger: Well, it's only money. No big deal.
Frankie Wilde: And it was me who stuck that scaf bar through the windscreen of your Merc. It wasn't that Asian kid.
Max Hagger: Well, he's probably out now anyways, so, no harm done.
Frankie Wilde: I shagged Twila. For three years. Because you're a mate, yeah...I only ever made love to her bum.
Max Hagger (softly): She doesn't like it in the bum.
Frankie is trying to get clean and is admitting his errors to his sleazy agent Max Hagger:
Frankie Wilde: I once stole 500 quid from your wallet in the studio.
Max Hagger: Well, it's only money. No big deal.
Frankie Wilde: And it was me who stuck that scaf bar through the windscreen of your Merc. It wasn't that Asian kid.
Max Hagger: Well, he's probably out now anyways, so, no harm done.
Frankie Wilde: I shagged Twila. For three years. Because you're a mate, yeah...I only ever made love to her bum.
Max Hagger (softly): She doesn't like it in the bum.
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After Boogie Nights came out we used to use this line all the time:
[the Colonel's lady friend is lying on the floor, bleeding from the nose]
Young Stud: [wailing] I, I think maybe she did too much coke.
Colonel James: Oh, you think so, doctor?
click the link for the delivery, excellent.
http://youtu.be/q-NISC-leb0?t=57s
[the Colonel's lady friend is lying on the floor, bleeding from the nose]
Young Stud: [wailing] I, I think maybe she did too much coke.
Colonel James: Oh, you think so, doctor?
click the link for the delivery, excellent.
http://youtu.be/q-NISC-leb0?t=57s
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Talladega Nights - Two brothers come into the room where their dad and grandma are talking too loudly in their opinions.
The older one says "Shut up in here, I'm trying to sleep". The younger brother, 7 years old pipes up with "One of you tards is about to get smacked in the mouth"....haha
The older one says "Shut up in here, I'm trying to sleep". The younger brother, 7 years old pipes up with "One of you tards is about to get smacked in the mouth"....haha
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Digging this up cos the Blues Brothers was on tv while I was having my breakfast this morning
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