I reckon Norbs could rock this look....

Post by **Big Kev** » Tue Jul 30, 2019 5:03 am

I was reading a 'spec me a wallet' topic on another forum when someone posted a link to some Gucci tat and I have to say the models on this site are absolute legends for not crying with laughter at what they're wearing.

Our illustrious leader, Norbucci, could so rock this look

https://www.gucci.com/uk/en_gb/pr/gifts ... -Belt-Bags

Post by **norbs** » Tue Jul 30, 2019 7:18 am

Funny you should mention those c**t* Kev....

Post by **norbs** » Tue Jul 30, 2019 7:19 am

Oh, and on wallets. Mine is still in the Maldives. The bride put it out on the bench the day we left, and forgot to tell me.

$90 to DHL it back here, and they have been told to remove all the cash as it will be confiscated at customs. Sounds fucking fishy to me.

DarrenM · Post by **DarrenM** » Tue Jul 30, 2019 7:54 am

It would be a problem because you have to declare any cash amount over $10k. We know how you like to roll, Norbs

Silk Pajamas, geography teacher socks, a bum bag and Esme Watson glasses. That's quite the power move.

Sarsippius · Post by **Sarsippius** » Tue Jul 30, 2019 9:16 am

The weird ring on the left hand is what completes the look

KNAPPO · Post by **KNAPPO** » Tue Jul 30, 2019 9:45 am

Fuck yes!!! Im buying a kilt, I mean tartan wool shorts for a cool £880...

But what in all fuck is with the gold ears

Post by **norbs** » Tue Jul 30, 2019 9:49 am

KNAPPO wrote:

Looks like Mike and Eleven had a baby and he is ready for Stranger Things 23

w00dsy · Post by **w00dsy** » Tue Jul 30, 2019 10:47 am

I love how this thread shows the 2 sides of Norbs' life. 'Go to the op shop'.......'Just got back from the Maldives'

Actually it's more like how Norbs lives, and how his wife lives.

Jamo · Post by **Jamo** » Tue Jul 30, 2019 1:06 pm

I thought the Maldives were supposed to have disappeared like Atlantis by now???

Post by **norbs** » Tue Jul 30, 2019 2:00 pm

Jamo wrote:I thought the Maldives were supposed to have disappeared like Atlantis by now???

I bet you're a huge fan of Peter Dutton!

Post by **Big Kev** » Tue Jul 30, 2019 6:07 pm

This is the look for a kilt, surely! With the added bonus of a school dinner lady's coat and stick on gold ears!!

KNAPPO · Post by **KNAPPO** » Wed Jul 31, 2019 1:17 pm

Fuck me, what a train wreck!

Post by **norbs** » Wed Jul 31, 2019 2:09 pm

Im going op shopping on the weekend!

w00dsy · Post by **w00dsy** » Wed Jul 31, 2019 5:46 pm

Something to strive for

Post by **Big Kev** » Tue Aug 06, 2019 5:48 am

fo sho

Post by **norbs** » Tue Aug 06, 2019 7:30 am

fashion[ fash-uhn ]

noun

a prevailing custom or style of dress, etiquette, socializing, etc.:
the latest fashion in dresses.
conventional usage in dress, manners, etc., especially of polite society, or conformity to it:
the dictates of fashion; to be out of fashion.
manner; way; mode:
in a warlike fashion.
the make or form of anything:
He liked the fashion of the simple, sturdy furniture.
the way attention whores dress to stand out:
woodsy arrived in a cling wrap bra and a crocheted cockring, the ultimate fashion statement

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