Limericks part 2

Santaria · Post by **Santaria** » Sun Mar 08, 2020 8:32 pm

There was once a Culburran Dictator

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w00dsy · Post by **w00dsy** » Sun Mar 08, 2020 8:54 pm

Who slipped and fell on a 'tater

pixelboy · Post by **pixelboy** » Mon Mar 09, 2020 4:34 pm

He said "what's a limerick"?

w00dsy · Post by **w00dsy** » Mon Mar 09, 2020 5:37 pm

Then flipped out his little dick

petey · Post by **petey** » Mon Mar 09, 2020 6:51 pm

And performed his trick called Masturbator

w00dsy · Post by **w00dsy** » Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:45 pm

There once was a poet called Santa

pixelboy · Post by **pixelboy** » Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:49 pm

Who usually drank too much Fanta.

w00dsy · Post by **w00dsy** » Tue Mar 10, 2020 6:06 am

He listened to metal

Post by **norbs** » Tue Mar 10, 2020 6:23 am

Had a date like a petal

pixelboy · Post by **pixelboy** » Tue Mar 10, 2020 7:28 am

And always regaled us with banter!

Santaria · Post by **Santaria** » Tue Mar 10, 2020 8:04 pm

There was once a fair lad named Pixel

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pixelboy · Post by **pixelboy** » Wed Mar 11, 2020 6:40 am

Who was known to write code using MiXAL

durbster · Post by **durbster** » Sun Mar 15, 2020 9:15 pm

His code had a bug

w00dsy · Post by **w00dsy** » Sun Mar 15, 2020 9:47 pm

So he sipped from his mug

petey · Post by **petey** » Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:40 pm

his choice of rhyming word was abysmal.

Post by **norbs** » Tue Mar 24, 2020 8:10 am

There was a curmudgeon called Flinty

w00dsy · Post by **w00dsy** » Tue Mar 24, 2020 11:50 am

Whose arsehole could chew a whole Minty

DarrenM · Post by **DarrenM** » Tue Mar 24, 2020 12:07 pm

He got into trouble

Post by **norbs** » Tue Mar 24, 2020 12:10 pm

When his arse blew a bubble

w00dsy · Post by **w00dsy** » Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:03 pm

And he eye rolled and went really squinty.

Duke · Post by **Duke** » Tue Mar 24, 2020 4:34 pm

There was a cockhead called lewis

w00dsy · Post by **w00dsy** » Tue Mar 24, 2020 5:09 pm

Who tripped and says he would sue us.

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