Kimi gets pole

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Kimi gets pole

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http://f1.racing-live.com/en/headlines/ ... 2650.shtml


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British tabloid The People reported a story about Kimi Raikkonen and another drinking session in a London club. The McLaren driver and his friends supposedly spent more than 7000 Euros on drinks and erotic dancers.

Apparently, Raikkonen's reaction to the show was so obscene that he shocked both the personnel and the other customers of the club.

The Manager of the club was called to the rescue and couldn't believe what he saw: "I was gobsmacked. I thought I'd seen most things in the lap dancing game but when I saw one of the world's top racing drivers sprawled there with his trousers undone I couldn't believe it," said the club manager to The People.

"I was working downstairs and got a call there was a problem. I raced up and at first I thought there was nothing wrong. Then I looked again and Kimi's hand was there on his crotch with his trousers undone and his body exposed. I shouted 'What the hell are you doing, get out now' but he waved me away," added the manager.

"Fortunately it was nearly the end of the night and the house lights came on. I sent away the two girls and managed to get his group downstairs. It was too much. He was drunk as a skunk and didn't care who saw what was going on."

Raikkonen - nicknamed 'Iceman' - is apparently not too worried about his image. "It doesn't matter how famous he is, it doesn't excuse his shocking behaviour," said the London club manager.

Contacted by the British tabloid, the manager of the Finnish driver - Steve Robertson - denied knowing about the situation. A close friend of the driver claims that Raikkonen is not at fault: "It's not appropriate for an F1 driver to speak to a newspaper about something like this especially on a Saturday afternoon when he is off duty."
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The Iceman cometh :jerk:
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oh give kimi a break.....im sure the people reporting this have done worse
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Its a pitty hes not from New Zealand. They would have a feild day with his name.

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You're right spo0n, I don't reckon anyone who works for a tabloid has a right to judge anyone else as far as morals go...

That being said...back in your trousers, Kraikers... :)
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What a tosser that bloke is. I mean sure if you're single, but he's married to Ms Finland for fucks sake.
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Jamo wrote:What a tosser that bloke is. I mean sure if you're single, but he's married to Ms Finland for fucks sake.
Exactly... Why would you be out pissing about with some cheap two bit stripper when youve got Miss Finland waiting at home.. :shake:
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I know what you mean spoons, but wanking in public is illegal remember. Plus being super high profile, but i'd of expected it from Irvine, but not Kimi.
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What a tosser...
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That guy has the personality of a speedhump.
Make Mika H. look like the life of the party...
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w00dsy wrote:I know what you mean spoons, but wanking in public is illegal remember.
...so how come they keep putting politicians and lawyers on TV?

Re Mrs R: maybe Miss Finland is a bit ice-like, cool, not real keen on the horizontal twostep. Or perhaps she said something like "wrack off Kimi you horrible little twerp, I'm not doing any of that with you!"

you never know.
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