A.R.S.E.

“I never knew we had so many countries.”


https://shareblue.com/donald-trump-to-g ... countries/

Well, at least he said something I'm sure is true.

This is the sort of person that loves Trump. And this is the sort of logic they apply to their thinking.

I'm starting to wonder which country has more extremists, the US or Saudi Arabia?

Man, that's awesome!

You can tell this guy has flunked all his schooling.

I saw a good comment on Reddit that said it's like an 8 year old trying to explain it to a 4 year old.

Awesome shoe-dropping news this morning. Trump's bodyguard confirms that a Russian offered to send women to Trump's hotel room when he was there for the Miss Universe pageant. Schiller says Trump turned it down, but his testimony then says he left Trump in his room alone and doesn't know what might have happened later.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/tr ... wn-n819386

Pretty much everything so far in the Steele dossier seems to be getting verified...

smithcorp wrote:Awesome shoe-dropping news this morning. Trump's bodyguard confirms that a Russian offered to send women to Trump's hotel room when he was there for the Miss Universe pageant. Schiller says Trump turned it down, but his testimony then says he left Trump in his room alone and doesn't know what might have happened later.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/tr ... wn-n819386

Pretty much everything so far in the Steele dossier seems to be getting verified...

The way things are going, even if tapes came out of him being pissed on by 5 Russian prostitutes, he would just call it fake news.

I don't think he actually got pissed on, i think the claim is he got the girls to piss on the bed the Obamas slept in. I'm in no position to judge, but i think that's weirder.

w00dsy wrote:I don't think he actually got pissed on, i think the claim is he got the girls to piss on the bed the Obamas slept in. I'm in no position to judge, but i think that's weirder.

You dont get as orange as that without some fucking outside help!

Baroccas for everyone followed by a golden shower?

Surely that's not real, but it has to be. Does he not remember calling him Rocket Man? Has he also forgotten calling Bob Corker as 'liddle Bob Corker'? How about Crooked Hillary, I'm sure there's more.

Some of you might enjoy this just a little too much

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Makes all of Trumps tweets look like they were written in crayon.

This clown is about to have blood on his hands. Did he think that stating Jerusalem is the capital of Israel would go down with balloons, streamers and unicorns shitting rainbow ice cream ect... It's starting one big shit fight but he doesn't care cause he doesn't live there.

Dr. Pain wrote:This clown is about to have blood on his hands. Did he think that stating Jerusalem is the capital of Israel would go down with balloons, streamers and unicorns shitting rainbow ice cream ect... It's starting one big shit fight but he doesn't care cause he doesn't live there.

Jarod Kushner will sort out the Middle East.

This is provocation the likes of which we havent seen for a while.

It wouldn't be so scary if you got any sense that he's read anything about the middle east. He has access to more information than any human on earth, yet seems to get his entire world view from watching Fox, which is a terrifying thought.

But Trump won't lose any sleep if a few brown people get killed because of his decisions because he's a racist. The consequences of his actions aren't likely to impact him or his bank balance so he's fine with it.

He might be surprised to find he won't be invited to any sword dances or orb-fondling ceremonies again though.

From an interview with Michael Schmidt of the New York Times.

“Frankly there is absolutely no collusion…Virtually every Democrat has said there is no collusion. There is no collusion…I think it’s been proven that there is no collusion…I can only tell you that there is absolutely no collusion…There’s been no collusion…There was no collusion. None whatsoever…everybody knows that there was no collusion. I saw Dianne Feinstein the other day on television saying there is no collusion [note: not true]…The Republicans, in terms of the House committees, they come out, they’re so angry because there is no collusion…there was collusion on behalf of the Democrats. There was collusion with the Russians and the Democrats. A lot of collusion…There was tremendous collusion on behalf of the Russians and the Democrats. There was no collusion with respect to my campaign…But there is tremendous collusion with the Russians and with the Democratic Party…I watched Alan Dershowitz the other day, he said, No. 1, there is no collusion, No. 2, collusion is not a crime, but even if it was a crime, there was no collusion. And he said that very strongly. He said there was no collusion…There is no collusion, and even if there was, it’s not a crime. But there’s no collusion…when you look at all of the tremendous, ah, real problems [Democrats] had, not made-up problems like Russian collusion.“

Some of the replies to that were awesome.

There was a good one on Reddit 'how can the boat be sinking if my end is rising?'

w00dsy wrote:From an interview with Michael Schmidt of the New York Times.

“Frankly there is absolutely no collusion…Virtually every Democrat has said there is no collusion. There is no collusion…I think it’s been proven that there is no collusion…I can only tell you that there is absolutely no collusion…There’s been no collusion…There was no collusion. None whatsoever…everybody knows that there was no collusion. I saw Dianne Feinstein the other day on television saying there is no collusion [note: not true]…The Republicans, in terms of the House committees, they come out, they’re so angry because there is no collusion…there was collusion on behalf of the Democrats. There was collusion with the Russians and the Democrats. A lot of collusion…There was tremendous collusion on behalf of the Russians and the Democrats. There was no collusion with respect to my campaign…But there is tremendous collusion with the Russians and with the Democratic Party…I watched Alan Dershowitz the other day, he said, No. 1, there is no collusion, No. 2, collusion is not a crime, but even if it was a crime, there was no collusion. And he said that very strongly. He said there was no collusion…There is no collusion, and even if there was, it’s not a crime. But there’s no collusion…when you look at all of the tremendous, ah, real problems [Democrats] had, not made-up problems like Russian collusion.“

Montey's mantras - "The more something is said, the less likely it's true!"

I think there might have been collusion.

He is a fucking 5 year old. I wish there was someone on the grassy knoll at one of his golf courses.