Horse names

thornz · Post by **thornz** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:58 pm

Right, well myself and a couple oof mates have bought shares in a racehorse. Absolute money pit, but it'll be great fun going to the races, getting shit faced and watching her run. Now we need to come up with a name for her, we dont get the final say, there are other shareholders as well, but we can put forward some names. At the moment we are just brainstorming and coming ip with whatever we can. So, anybody want to put some names forward? We need a mix of funny ones, and some more serious ones I guess. Her breeding is St Petersburgh-Our Jazarea, so if we could find something good combining those it would be good but not essential. So any of you creative ones got any suggestions?

Post by **Big Kev** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:01 pm

Hoof Hearted

thornz · Post by **thornz** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:10 pm

Haha, yeah that is a great name.

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Post by **norbs** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:26 pm

Glue Factory
BurghOur (Pronounced Burger)
D..D..Donkey

bengatta · Post by **bengatta** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:27 pm

Peters Jazz

Our Saint
St Petrias area

bengatta · Post by **bengatta** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:28 pm

norbs wrote:Glue Factory
BurghOur (Pronounced Burger)
D..D..Donkey

if it runs slow, and slightly cryptic...

"Bound for Quinns"

Post by **Big Kev** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:35 pm

We have a pub quiz team called Four King Magic.
What about
Red Lorry Yellow Lorry
The Walking Talking Stephen Hawking
E=MC Hammer

Then of course there's the classics from the early Alan Partridge bits on the Day Today
Diabetic Charlie
Onion Terror
Mrs Boothroyd's Holiday Dancer
Platitude Queen
Massive Bereavement
Zeinab Badawi's Twenty Hotels
Trust Me, I'm A Stomach
Two Headed Sex Beast

pogo · Post by **pogo** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:57 pm

Ain't no Saint

Saint-So ("say it isn't so")

Vilante · Post by **Vilante** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:40 pm

Horse

Isn't there rules and regs for naming horses?

w00dsy · Post by **w00dsy** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:00 pm

Norma Stitts

Montey · Post by **Montey** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:01 pm

Hindquarter ------> A Horse's Arse.

Kevin Rudd

Bringyabeeralong

Dog Meat

thornz · Post by **thornz** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:00 am

Well another one we got, which would cause the race caller all sorts of problems, is

Irish Wrist Watch

Try saying that quickly .

Yeah there are rules for naming horses, cant be more that 17 letters I think, and cant be anything to dodgy, like my mates suggestion, "on your face", so when people are cheerings it on, the will scream, come on your face.

kwijibo · Post by **kwijibo** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:42 am

w00dsy wrote:Norma Stitts

go with this

matticooper · Post by **matticooper** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:56 pm

Cows Hoof?

limbo · Post by **limbo** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 1:22 pm

thornz wrote:Well another one we got, which would cause the race caller all sorts of problems, is

Irish Wrist Watch

Try saying that quickly .

Yeah there are rules for naming horses, cant be more that 17 letters I think, and cant be anything to dodgy, like my mates suggestion, "on your face", so when people are cheerings it on, the will scream, come on your face.

my mate reckoned he was gunna call one "My Face". he didnt care if it won or lost.. he just wanted to hear all the young ladies in their fancy hats at Flemington jumping up and down screaming out 'come on My Face, come on My Face'

ysu · Post by **ysu** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 2:45 pm

limbo wrote:my mate reckoned he was gunna call one "My Face". he didnt care if it won or lost.. he just wanted to hear all the young ladies in their fancy hats at Flemington jumping up and down screaming out 'come on My Face, come on My Face'

Vilante · Post by **Vilante** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:21 pm

KNAPPO · Post by **KNAPPO** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 8:56 pm

GOLD!

norbs wrote:Glue Factory

Ide go with this one

SamC · Post by **SamC** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 1:02 pm

Sarah Jessica Parker?

r8response · Post by **r8response** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 2:08 pm

Baw Bags?

Exar Kun · Post by **Exar Kun** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 2:18 pm

SamC wrote:Sarah Jessica Parker?

but I'm a big fan of Glue Factory too.

thornz · Post by **thornz** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 2:40 pm

Well the horse has been named, and unfortunatley our suggestions didnt get picked, mainly due to there being another syndicate owning 55%, and they were easily able to out vote us. Pretty dissapointed with the name, however it is quite fitting of the horses nature. The name is "Smoochie Girl"

bengatta · Post by **bengatta** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:11 pm

thornz wrote:Well the horse has been named, and unfortunatley our suggestions didnt get picked, mainly due to there being another syndicate owning 55%, and they were easily able to out vote us. Pretty dissapointed with the name, however it is quite fitting of the horses nature. The name is "Smoochie Girl"

Norbs... time to roll out another internet fairy tag... in a gay way of course...

Rots · Post by **Rots** » Thu May 14, 2009 1:26 pm

Come on Smoochie Girl... is she a fan rubgy?

Post by **Bauer** » Thu May 14, 2009 2:58 pm

Rots wrote:Come on Smoochie Girl... is she a fan rubgy?

a what?

A.R.S.E.

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