Johnson and Johnson

[Hazelb]

When you have an 'I Hate My Job day,'
> >> [even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]
> >> Try this out:
> >> Stop at your pharmacy
> >>
> >> And go to the thermometer section and
> >>
> >> Purchase a rectal thermometer made
> >>
> >> By Johnson & Johnson..
> >>
> >> Be very sure you get this brand.
> >>
> >> When you get home, lock your doors,
> >>
> >> Draw the curtains and disconnect the phone
> >>
> >> So you will not be disturbed.
> >> Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.
> >> Open
> >> the package and remove the thermometer.
> >>
> >> Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface
> >>
> >> So that it will not become chipped or broken.
> >>
> >> Now the fun part begins.
> >>
> >> Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.
> >>
> >> You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
> >>
> >>
> >> "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested
> >> and
> >> then sanitized."
> >>
> >>
> >> Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,' I am so glad I do
> >> not
> >> work in the thermometer quality control department at
> >>
> >> Johnson & Johnson.'
> >>
> >>
> >> HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB
> >> THAT
> >> IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!
> >>
> >> ...Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your
> >> heart...
> >>
> >> Then you are just an old sour fart;
> >>
> >> Maybe you should go and work for Johnson and Johnson

[wobblysauce]

[limbo]

allowing for the fact that human body temperature is a variable and may even vary from minute to minute.... the 'thermometer tester' must also have a 'control' thermometer that he checks the temperature against... that is, he (or she) must check their temperature twice at each testing.. once with the test thermometer and once with the control thermometer.

[Vilante]

allowing for the fact that human body temperature is a variable and may even vary from minute to minute.... the 'thermometer tester' must also have a 'control' thermometer that he checks the temperature against... that is, he (or she) must check their temperature twice at each testing.. once with the test thermometer and once with the control thermometer.

Or both together

[VTRacing]

Or they could just microwave this and use it:



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