Tickle Me Emo

[Big Kev]

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The
toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day
promptly at 8:00 am.

The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The
Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new Employee.

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting
the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march
down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there
are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile
up.

At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She
has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around
two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he
pulls himself together and approaches Lena .

'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think you
misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...'

'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.

[c.j]

[ysu]

hehe

[r8response]

[KNAPPO]

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