Carl's Dad
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doug99
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Carl's Dad
Carl Williams' Dad visited him in jail last week. Concerned his son was getting a bit tubby, he said "You know son - an exercise bike wont kill you!"
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w00dsy
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Re: Carl's Dad
that's the 2nd Williams joke i have heard, the first was courtesy of Bengatta yesterday.
Before Carl Williams died, he had invented a new rowing machine because he said exercise bikes were doing his head in.
Before Carl Williams died, he had invented a new rowing machine because he said exercise bikes were doing his head in.
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Coopz
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Re: Carl's Dad
The police have a lot of suspects, but they have ruled members of the Adelaide Crows out as they know they cannot beat anyone.
norbs wrote:
Stop bullying him. You have more birthdays each year than he gets roots!
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w00dsy
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Re: Carl's Dad
THINGS OVERHEARD AT CARL WILLIAMS’ FUNERAL
“I thought Carl whacked the Tobin Brothers in St Albans”
“Go in peace to love and serve the Drug Lord”
“Well, at least they gave Carl day release”
“Carl saw the 10 Commandments as more like a challenge”
“That coffin will be worth a bit when they melt it down in Hell”
“Richard Wilkins thinks this is Karl Stefanovic’s wedding”
“Unfortunately, this eulogy is under suppression order”
“Can you admit to that again but louder and closer to my shirt?”
“I prefer to see the coffin as ‘solitary confinement’”
“The one time he exercises...”
“His stories were always a real hit"
“Usually when I pray it’s for my life”
“I’m glad someone in here’s committed more crimes than the priest”
“Please put your mobile phone and ankle bracelet on silent”
“Christine Nixon just came for the finger food”
"Which smartarse rode their bike here?"
"Carl never hurt a fly - he paid someone else to"
"Are you in mourning or have you just been shot?"
“I thought Carl whacked the Tobin Brothers in St Albans”
“Go in peace to love and serve the Drug Lord”
“Well, at least they gave Carl day release”
“Carl saw the 10 Commandments as more like a challenge”
“That coffin will be worth a bit when they melt it down in Hell”
“Richard Wilkins thinks this is Karl Stefanovic’s wedding”
“Unfortunately, this eulogy is under suppression order”
“Can you admit to that again but louder and closer to my shirt?”
“I prefer to see the coffin as ‘solitary confinement’”
“The one time he exercises...”
“His stories were always a real hit"
“Usually when I pray it’s for my life”
“I’m glad someone in here’s committed more crimes than the priest”
“Please put your mobile phone and ankle bracelet on silent”
“Christine Nixon just came for the finger food”
"Which smartarse rode their bike here?"
"Carl never hurt a fly - he paid someone else to"
"Are you in mourning or have you just been shot?"