The short joke topic!
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How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Obviously not 3, because it is still dark in Nige's garage!
Obviously not 3, because it is still dark in Nige's garage!
Sarc ; my second favourite type of gasm.
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Two gold fish were in the tank, one turns to the other and says...
Do you even know how to drive this?
Do you even know how to drive this?
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Nigel wrote:I thought the kids name was "Carl" with a strange American twang.
it's Carl Poppa
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.
It's just something I could really see myself doing.
What did Kate Middleton find out on her wedding night?
Not all rulers are twelve inches long.
It's just something I could really see myself doing.
What did Kate Middleton find out on her wedding night?
Not all rulers are twelve inches long.
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Got a big laugh out of the wife when i paused the movie and presented that as an straight-faced epiphanymatticooper wrote:I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.
It's just something I could really see myself doing.
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The inventor of predictive text has died.
His funfair will be hello on Sundial.
His funfair will be hello on Sundial.
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I decided to try living with my parents but they didn't allow camping in the graveyard
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haha, dark
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“Doctor, doctor! My family thinks I’m mad!”
“Why is that?”
“I like sausages.”
“There’s nothing strange about that. I like sausages too.”
“Really? You must come and see my collection – I’ve got thousands!”
“Why is that?”
“I like sausages.”
“There’s nothing strange about that. I like sausages too.”
“Really? You must come and see my collection – I’ve got thousands!”
They say, any day you wake up not dead is the start of a better day than it could be...
You don't need a parachute to skydive, you only need a parachute to skydive twice...
You're never too old to learn something stupid....
You don't need a parachute to skydive, you only need a parachute to skydive twice...
You're never too old to learn something stupid....
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I've lost my thesaurus. I can't find the words to describe how upset I am.
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A man goes to a housewarming party.
He turns up the thermostat then leaves
He turns up the thermostat then leaves
They say, any day you wake up not dead is the start of a better day than it could be...
You don't need a parachute to skydive, you only need a parachute to skydive twice...
You're never too old to learn something stupid....
You don't need a parachute to skydive, you only need a parachute to skydive twice...
You're never too old to learn something stupid....
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Did you hear about the blind circumciser?
He got the sack.
He got the sack.
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For the groan of the day....
I went to the zoo the other day. They only had one animal; a dog.
It was a Shih Tzu.
I went to the zoo the other day. They only had one animal; a dog.
It was a Shih Tzu.
They say, any day you wake up not dead is the start of a better day than it could be...
You don't need a parachute to skydive, you only need a parachute to skydive twice...
You're never too old to learn something stupid....
You don't need a parachute to skydive, you only need a parachute to skydive twice...
You're never too old to learn something stupid....
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Love that one
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Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.
They say, any day you wake up not dead is the start of a better day than it could be...
You don't need a parachute to skydive, you only need a parachute to skydive twice...
You're never too old to learn something stupid....
You don't need a parachute to skydive, you only need a parachute to skydive twice...
You're never too old to learn something stupid....
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The solar panel says, "So what do you think about this whole renewable energy thing?"
The turbine replies, "I'm a big fan."
The turbine replies, "I'm a big fan."
They say, any day you wake up not dead is the start of a better day than it could be...
You don't need a parachute to skydive, you only need a parachute to skydive twice...
You're never too old to learn something stupid....
You don't need a parachute to skydive, you only need a parachute to skydive twice...
You're never too old to learn something stupid....
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hahaha
"There is a grey blur and green blur . I try to stay on the grey one...." Joey Dunlop IoM TT Legend
"You work for the line.. you own the line .. you defend that hard fought line." Steer
"You work for the line.. you own the line .. you defend that hard fought line." Steer
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Q: What’s the best part about living in Switzerland?
A: Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
A: Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
They say, any day you wake up not dead is the start of a better day than it could be...
You don't need a parachute to skydive, you only need a parachute to skydive twice...
You're never too old to learn something stupid....
You don't need a parachute to skydive, you only need a parachute to skydive twice...
You're never too old to learn something stupid....
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Q: Why did Waldo only wear stripes?
A: Because he didn't want to be spotted!
A: Because he didn't want to be spotted!
They say, any day you wake up not dead is the start of a better day than it could be...
You don't need a parachute to skydive, you only need a parachute to skydive twice...
You're never too old to learn something stupid....
You don't need a parachute to skydive, you only need a parachute to skydive twice...
You're never too old to learn something stupid....