A.R.S.E.

so he's the thing, you are being held hostage and the only way to get out alive is to either...


- root a good looking chick up the arse who has a dick
- root a normal looking butch man who has a vagina in the missionary position
- or take a baseball bat to the knees?

Baseball bat will be nothing after that arrow incident!

any, really if I don't have to answer really stupid questions...

Are you ok woodsy?

c.j wrote:Are you ok woodsy?

the ladyboy pic in the Funny Pictures thread made me wonder what people would prefer. Are straight guys attracted to women or vaginas? The 3rd option is just so people wouldn't say 'neither'

norbs wrote:Baseball bat will be nothing after that arrow incident!

Being a keen cyclist i assume you didnt pic the 3rd option? But your dislike for butt holes would have also made #1 almost impossible to choose as well. I guess for most people its a choice of emotional or physical scars

Take out the knees. I'll learn to walk again one day. The other two would never be gone from the mind. What has been seen/done cannot be unseen/done.

for me it was simple, the ladyboy. I get a root, possibly shoot a load, and walk away unharmed, physically.

w00dsy wrote:

norbs wrote:Baseball bat will be nothing after that arrow incident!

Being a keen cyclist i assume you didnt pic the 3rd option? But your dislike for butt holes would have also made #1 almost impossible to choose as well. I guess for most people its a choice of emotional or physical scars

Nope, 3rd option for me. For the reason Ezy said.

Just imagine of the lady/boy looked like Nige/Bengatta/Ezy/Macca/Me/Hurts!

Is the ladyboy a born hermaphrodite? Or a dude who looks great in a dress with some tissues stuffed down his top? Does it have an adams apple and a hairy back?


Sent from Han Solo using TK-421's phone.

Like i said, a good looking ladyboy. Looks just like a hot chick but has a dick.

dick chick for me.

I am really trying to figure out which extremist group would offer such a choice...

you ever been to Wormwood Manor?

In breaking news: 3 out of 4 ARSE members prefer doing a ladyboy up the arse, as opposed to a baseball bat to the knees.

And nobody here wants to shag k.d. lang [sic].

Cool that means I'm in the minority... no lady dick for me!

w00dsy wrote:for me it was simple, the ladyboy. I get a root, possibly shoot a load, and walk away unharmed, physically.

I'd suck off the ladyboy and gargle the contents of its genitalia before I'd take a baseball bat to the knees. Emotional Scars? Toughen up princesses! I could forget about it.... I doubt I could forget I couldn't walk.

Meet me at the local pub tonight. I'll be the one in the frock with a baseball bat in one hand, and my pegina in the other.








Sent from wobblys house. Get me out of here, its weird and smells funny.

for the record...

*NSFW*

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norbs wrote:Just imagine of the lady/boy looked like Nige/Bengatta/Ezy/Macca/Me/Hurts!

Or w00dsy...
Mate i didnt realise you were offering yourself as option 2.

Id like to change my vote now in light of new evidence

Enforcer-J wrote:Id like to change my vote now in light of new evidence

I'd go for the baseball bat to the knees.

Physical scars can heal in time, but not mental ones.

Big Kev wrote:I'd go for the baseball bat to the knees.

Physical scars can heal in time, but not mental ones.

did you miss the photo of w00dsy??? this changes everything.

Enforcer-J wrote:Id like to change my vote now in light of new evidence

so you'd like to change it to Ladyboy or away from Ladyboy?