Lance won't contest the charges

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Lance posted this on Twitter this morning...

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Maybe it is the before shot. Before he takes them all down. :)
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Could it be that he decided to quit when he did because he feared Discovery?
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I really thought he would buckle and confess all by now..

He's going to end up in a very lonely place if he doesn't.
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Montey wrote:Could it be that he decided to quit when he did because he feared Discovery?

Oooh, nice. :D


Edit. I just realised you may not have been making a play on words. He rode for the Discovery channel.
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pixelboy wrote:I really thought he would buckle and confess all by now..

He's going to end up in a very lonely place if he doesn't.
He is a psychopath or sociopath. Im not sure which.

The way he conducted himself at the Livestrong thing showed he is very uncomfortable these days. But then he produces something like that photo. Very fucking weird.
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He's obviously working through the seven TdF stages of grief.
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Certainly shows the incredible arrogance and self delusion of the bloke doesn't it.
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smithcorp wrote:He's obviously working through the seven TdF stages of grief.

He's completing the 7 deadly sins, sloth.
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smithcorp wrote:He's obviously working through the seven TdF stages of grief.
If he completes those stages any faster than average, and has a faster recovery time, then he should be drug tested!
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Nice one Pete. :)
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A confession is coming apparently.

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500 tests without a failure.... :)
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they were all doing it, just that Lance was the best!
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He's the messiah of anti doping.
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Lance to appear on Oprah.

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He is a joke.

That said, there has been some gold on Twitter today about it.

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'the interview would "address the alleged doping scandal, years of accusations of cheating, and charges of lying about the use of performance-enhancing drugs throughout his storied cycling career".


The fact that they are using the word alleged makes it sound like he's going to keep on trying to bullshit the world and pocket a big wad of cash as well. No big surprises there.
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ROFL!!! What a joke, no matter what he still cheated & deceived!!!
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w00dsy wrote: The fact that they are using the word alleged makes it sound like he's going to keep on trying to bullshit the world and pocket a big wad of cash as well. No big surprises there.
I'm beginning to think he is a genius. Dopes himself up to win a few tours, gets millions of dollars in sponsorships - then when he gets busted, he says absolutely nothing until someone offers him more buckets of cash. He's living the dream
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kwijibo wrote:
w00dsy wrote: The fact that they are using the word alleged makes it sound like he's going to keep on trying to bullshit the world and pocket a big wad of cash as well. No big surprises there.
I'm beginning to think he is a genius. Dopes himself up to win a few tours, gets millions of dollars in sponsorships - then when he gets busted, he says absolutely nothing until someone offers him more buckets of cash. He's living the dream
:lol: So, so true. But Fark him all the same.
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kwijibo wrote:
w00dsy wrote: The fact that they are using the word alleged makes it sound like he's going to keep on trying to bullshit the world and pocket a big wad of cash as well. No big surprises there.
I'm beginning to think he is a genius. Dopes himself up to win a few tours, gets millions of dollars in sponsorships - then when he gets busted, he says absolutely nothing until someone offers him more buckets of cash. He's living the dream

Don't worry, there are plenty of people going after his money.

I would love to see the filthy lying cock broke, but it will never happen.
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This appeared around the traps a few days ago and could come in handy while watching the interview:

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