Baddies don't have hair partings?

[Big Kev]

We have a new guy starting at our work place who reminded me a bit of Huge Drax from Moonraker (" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; or a 70s porn star) and a friend said nah, he can't be a baddie. Baddies never have partings in their hair.

So, I call on the mass ranks of the ARSE to prove him wrong.

I've already thought of Ernst Stavro Blofeld from Diamonds are Forever



But I must admit I'm struggling a bit after that. There must be an obvious one somewhere.

[norbs]

Here we go...

I had the exact argument with my uncle the other day. It must be an urban myth doing the rounds. I emailed my uncle this list.

Gary Busey in Lethal Weapon
Jeffrey Jones in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Kevin Spacey in Swimming With Sharks
James Cromwell in LA Confidential
Kathy Bates in Misery
Robert Carlyle in Trainspotting
Hugo Weaving in the Matrix trilogy
Javier Bardem in No Country For Old Men
Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight

That was after chatting to a local film buff. That help Kev?

[Big Kev]

It'll do

Can't believe I didn't think of the Matrix.

[w00dsy]

[DarrenM]

[Big Kev]

Yes I said Jaws and he argued he was merely a lacky and not a proper baddie. Things like that start to make the question fall apart

[DarrenM]

Is Hans Gruber (Alan Rickman) in Die Hard a proper baddie?