Just for the record, I blame you Bastards...
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Just for the record, I blame you Bastards...
So, it seems, my Son might have a sort of sponsorship with Moot.
And so, there was the 29" specialized MTB stumpjumper in the shed, doing nothing, the carbon version was being refitted as a single speed...
So I went for a short ride, for the first time in 25 years.
10 Km's, fcuk it hurt, my reactions and reflexes suck dog balls.
I had to sit in a chair for 2 hours after it was over, never, ever again...
Then 2 days later I did 12 Km's, I had to have a lie down and a cold drink after. "This is stupid".
Then a day later 8 gentle Km's. Happy after.
Then another 10 the next day...
So in the days I don't go to the Gym, I have a quick fang around the local MTB river course.
Then on Xmas eve I did Kyle's course he made in the local forest MTB park. And wanted to die afterwards.
Then I got a Giant wireless speedo / distance thingy for Xmas. Now its a big thing.
And I blame you lot, for making it seem easy, rewarding and fun.
It's not easy, it's not rewarding, and it's fcuking not fun.
I'm going out again tomorrow. Early.
Fcukers.
And so, there was the 29" specialized MTB stumpjumper in the shed, doing nothing, the carbon version was being refitted as a single speed...
So I went for a short ride, for the first time in 25 years.
10 Km's, fcuk it hurt, my reactions and reflexes suck dog balls.
I had to sit in a chair for 2 hours after it was over, never, ever again...
Then 2 days later I did 12 Km's, I had to have a lie down and a cold drink after. "This is stupid".
Then a day later 8 gentle Km's. Happy after.
Then another 10 the next day...
So in the days I don't go to the Gym, I have a quick fang around the local MTB river course.
Then on Xmas eve I did Kyle's course he made in the local forest MTB park. And wanted to die afterwards.
Then I got a Giant wireless speedo / distance thingy for Xmas. Now its a big thing.
And I blame you lot, for making it seem easy, rewarding and fun.
It's not easy, it's not rewarding, and it's fcuking not fun.
I'm going out again tomorrow. Early.
Fcukers.
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Re: Just for the record, I blame you Bastards...
Lol, this is so unbelievably true.Cutter wrote:So, it seems, my Son might have a sort of sponsorship with Moot.
And so, there was the 29" specialized MTB stumpjumper in the shed, doing nothing, the carbon version was being refitted as a single speed...
So I went for a short ride, for the first time in 25 years.
10 Km's, fcuk it hurt, my reactions and reflexes suck dog balls.
I had to sit in a chair for 2 hours after it was over, never, ever again...
Then 2 days later I did 12 Km's, I had to have a lie down and a cold drink after. "This is stupid".
Then a day later 8 gentle Km's. Happy after.
Then another 10 the next day...
So in the days I don't go to the Gym, I have a quick fang around the local MTB river course.
Then on Xmas eve I did Kyle's course he made in the local forest MTB park. And wanted to die afterwards.
Then I got a Giant wireless speedo / distance thingy for Xmas. Now its a big thing.
And I blame you lot, for making it seem easy, rewarding and fun.
It's not easy, it's not rewarding, and it's fcuking not fun.
I'm going out again tomorrow. Early.
Fcukers.
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Re: Just for the record, I blame you Bastards...
you luv it .
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Re: Just for the record, I blame you Bastards...
to expand the sponsorship portfolio you could ask fcuk for a top up....
They say, any day you wake up not dead is the start of a better day than it could be...
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You're never too old to learn something stupid....
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Re: Just for the record, I blame you Bastards...
Haha - awesome!
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Re: Just for the record, I blame you Bastards...
Cutter, good work.
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Re: Just for the record, I blame you Bastards...
Welcome to the club Cutter.
Love the post too!!! Classic Gold...
Love the post too!!! Classic Gold...
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Re: Just for the record, I blame you Bastards...
From the boys for Fathers day, beats the old Malvern Star.
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Re: Just for the record, I blame you Bastards...
Cutter wrote:From the boys for Fathers day, beats the old Malvern Star.
very nice. Now get out there go nuts Carl.
Sarc ; my second favourite type of gasm.
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Re: Just for the record, I blame you Bastards...
and make it look easy, rewarding, and fcuking fun!norbs wrote: very nice. Now get out there go nuts Carl.