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This is oddly addictive!!
http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I'm currently at over 90,000,000 cookies per second :)
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That's a lot of grandmas.

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lol, at-least you realized.

@244mill/cpm, few times hit over 1 billion cpm on the x7 bonuses.

69/103(67%)
68/88(75%)
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Mouse macro and was clicking 5 times every 15 milliseconds made a good start :D
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wobblysauce wrote:lol, at-least you realized.

@244mill/cpm, few times hit over 1 billion cpm on the x7 bonuses.

69/103(67%)
68/88(75%)
Blimey how have you got that high so quickly? I've basically had my laptop on for 2 days and I'm only just over 100m/sec and I've got nearly 100 of every option on the right.
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Well he is saying cpm, so 100m/sec is quite a bit more than 244m/minute.


I'm currently on 3.5mil a second.
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I started this one about 9am used Auto-Hotkey,set to loc x-y, 1ms a click avg 57-59 clicks a sec, with hot key on-off, I used it to get to about 100k cps and a few times on the 77secs x7 cookie, then played like normal, being my 2nd time at this as I did what the Dman did... but maybe a 1hr or so.

Pick the right upgrades, Grannys, portals, time and anti matter, others are more of a waste of cookies I think.

Atm, sitting at 360,334,885.6 cps

76/103
68/88

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Ah, you cheated :)
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A tad.
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Not cheating... currently at 212,432 cps.
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I'm up at nearly 300m/sec now.
But that doesn't really help that much as everything costs more.

by the way don't waste your money on farms. They're pretty worthless. Even 100 will only get you a couple of thousand per second.
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Any idea what the One Mind upgrade does?

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If you have 50 grandmas they each gain 1cps, if you have 100 they each gain 2cps etc. I assume the doubler upgrades are applied to base cps. Not really sure how that works.

Or do you mean the note?

I'm at 51m/sec now but haven't been leaving my machine on.
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Every now and then you get a bad cookie. They are a reddy purple colour.

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Is that the beta version? I don't have that 'Special' section in my stats.
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DarrenM wrote:Is that the beta version? I don't have that 'Special' section in my stats.
I built the Bingo Centre/Research facility to get it. ZEvery 30 minutes there is some new upgrade available, but you have to purchase it to get more research done. :D
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Ah, ok. Seems I don't have enough grandma upgrades yet :)

I also found you get a bonus to cps if you reset, but they say to try to get most of the achievements before doing that.

Found this in the wiki
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I'm avoiding the Grandmapocalypse at the moment. I think the rewards are quite good but they become ever more demanding in what they need to keep their cookie rate up so I'm staying with traditional methods :)
I'm on about 300m/sec now.
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I am at 1,799,000,000 CpS now.

If you cant be arsed, below is the saved game so far.

MS4wMzc1fHwxMzgwNTc4NTE1NjE1fDAxMTEwMXwxMDQzMDkwNzA5MDIyNS44MDM7OTM2ODY3Nzc0MjE5MjkuMzM7Njg3Njg7ODM7MjQyNTUyNTk0MjM1NS41MDQ0OzY2MDstMTstMTswOzA7MTE7NTEzMjk7MDstMXwxNjYsMTY2LDQxMTc5NTE4NjIzMCwwOzEwMCwxMDUsMjE3MDU5NTA4OTU1MCwwOzEwMCwxMDAsNTc3MDI3MjkwLDA7MTAxLDEwMiwxNzk3MzY1Njk4LDA7MTAwLDEwMyw4OTQ2MzAwNDY5LDA7MTAwLDEwMSwxNjYyNDA0MTIyMiwwOzEwMCwxMDUsNjMzNjQ2Mzk0NDIsMDsxMDAsMTAwLDg2MjA0NDY2Njg5OCwwOzU0LDU0LDQ3ODQ5Mjg4NTQ3MjQsMDs0Niw0NiwxNjIyNDE1NjU4OTQ2NywwO3w0NTAzNTk5NjI3MzcwNDk1OzQ1MDM1OTk2MjczNzA0OTU7NDUwMzU5OTYyNzM3MDQ5NTszOTQwNjUyNTM1MDIwMDMxOzU2NDYzMzU3ODY3OTE5OXw0NTAzMDQ3ODU4MjkwNjg3OzIyNTIwOTk3ODgxMjgyNTU7MTk%3D%21END%21
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Ran it overnight. I'm on 332m/s now.
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Started this up at work on Thursday last week then spent Friday playing it in the background to get some upgrades etc then left it over then weekend with an auto clicker macro going. Now with all the buildings and upgrades I've been able to afford this morning I'm up to 1,921,500,000 CPS. I've started the first stage of the Grandmapocolypse but think I'll hold off going any further until I've worked through the other upgrades and gotten to 100 of each building. Most of the game is still sitting around leaving it in the background due to the insane cost of everything. 2 billion per second doesn't go very far when your next cursor costs 10 trillion!
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Seems to be all about getting golden cookie combo's in the late stages which is a bit shitty. I got to 4,222m/s on Friday and even with golden cookies it was still taking ages so I did a reset which has given me a 76% bonus. Probably should have left it longer but I'm already back up to 1,800m/s without playing it much over the long weekend.
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I relented and fired up a clicker macro on Monday night.

It just takes so damn long to get anything now.

The super golden cookies are great when they appear. 777x for 26 seconds. Yeehaaa.
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DarrenM wrote:Seems to be all about getting golden cookie combo's in the late stages which is a bit shitty. I got to 4,222m/s on Friday and even with golden cookies it was still taking ages so I did a reset which has given me a 76% bonus. Probably should have left it longer but I'm already back up to 1,800m/s without playing it much over the long weekend.
Is that bonus to your CPS? I'd really like to get to 100 of each building before I reset which I assume is the next achievement in that run. How many golden cookies do you need to click to get more achievements/upgrades? I'm up to 61 but I haven't seen the 777x one that norbs mentioned.
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Yeah, it's just a general bonus based on how many cookies you've made overall.

The 777x for 13 seconds one only has a 3% chance of appearing so you won't see it very often.

There's a 3rd golden cookie upgrade when you've clicked 77. It doubles the time the effect lasts for which means you have a chance of combining 2 different types of bonuses for a massive payback. So if you get the 7x for 154 seconds then get a 777x while it's still active you'll get 5439x for 26 seconds. I've only had that once and got ~120 trillion in the 23 seconds with manual clicking.
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