Page 1 of 2

Notifications Broken

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2015 7:00 am
by norbs
I suspect something has gone badly wrong somewhere in the database today....

Image

And it is rising.

Big Kev????

Re: Notifications Broken

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2015 7:07 am
by Duke
hahaha, must just be you & your extensive use of the forum as no issue for me... :p

Re: Notifications Broken

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2015 7:13 am
by r8response
Noticed it earlier... Interesting to go back and read random posts from years ago

Re: Notifications Broken

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2015 7:18 am
by Big Kev
I'm reparsing BBcodes to fix the broken youtube bits.

It's probably just triggering some unread topic flags or something.

When it's done just tell it to mark all as read.

It'll take another couple of hours yet.

Re: Notifications Broken

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2015 7:31 am
by norbs
Thanks Kev. 521 now. :)

Re: Notifications Broken

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2015 7:32 am
by Big Kev
I'm still on zero. Maybe I'm not special :D

Re: Notifications Broken

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2015 8:37 am
by Vilante
I'm on 395 :)

Re: Re: Notifications Broken

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2015 8:39 am
by w00dsy
Vilante wrote:I'm on 395 :)

They're all the dick pics I sent you.

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2015 8:42 am
by w00dsy
I think I might be winning

Image

Re: Re: Notifications Broken

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2015 8:43 am
by Vilante
w00dsy wrote:
Vilante wrote:I'm on 395 :)

They're all the dick pics I sent you.
'sif it was only 395.

Re: Notifications Broken

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2015 8:56 am
by Exar Kun
It just keeps going! Over 1200 now.

Re:

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2015 9:06 am
by norbs
w00dsy wrote:I think I might be winning

Image
I have just got the whip out...

Image

Re: Notifications Broken

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2015 9:11 am
by Exar Kun
I shouldn't have cleared my first couple of hundred but I'd be lagging severely anyway.

Who will bring it home? Who is the most quoted ARSE?

Re: Notifications Broken

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2015 9:32 am
by norbs
3041 coming out of Lesmo 2!

Re: Notifications Broken

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2015 9:45 am
by Exar Kun
I think I'm stranded after Curve Grande.

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2015 10:04 am
by w00dsy
Image

Re: Notifications Broken

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2015 10:15 am
by norbs
LOL. I have be banned from the server for driving backwards. Mine went backwards 700.

Re: Notifications Broken

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2015 10:19 am
by w00dsy
Yeah mines down to 2500 now. Clearly Kev is pedaling backwards now.

Re: Notifications Broken

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2015 11:22 am
by wobblysauce
Down to 1202.

Re: Notifications Broken

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2015 12:39 pm
by GT VIRUS
Big Kev wrote:I'm reparsing BBcodes to fix the broken youtube bits.

It's probably just triggering some unread topic flags or something.

When it's done just tell it to mark all as read.

It'll take another couple of hours yet.
So what you're saying is that it's all Astro's fault!

Re: Notifications Broken

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2015 6:08 pm
by Big Kev
Yep :)

OK that looks like it largely worked. Phew!
Youtube is a pain because they use several different URLs for their videos and most look like they've reparsed ok.
I might run it again from work while you're all asleep to fix the non-https link addresses.

Re: Notifications Broken

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2015 7:07 pm
by durbster
915 for me. I need to attract more quotes and the best way I can think of is by being more controversial.

Incidentally, did you guys know the moon landings weren't real and were a false flag that led to 9/11 where Osama Bin Laden didn't vaccinate his kids because he thought they were illegal immigrants?

Re: Notifications Broken

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2015 7:16 pm
by r8response
durbster wrote:Incidentally, did you guys know the moon landings weren't real and were a false flag that led to 9/11 where Osama Bin Laden didn't vaccinate his kids because he thought they were illegal immigrants?
Of course the moon landings were fake. The moon is made of cheese, anything that lands on it wouldn't have been able to take off again

Re: Notifications Broken

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2015 7:27 pm
by durbster
r8response wrote:
durbster wrote:Incidentally, did you guys know the moon landings weren't real and were a false flag that led to 9/11 where Osama Bin Laden didn't vaccinate his kids because he thought they were illegal immigrants?
Of course the moon landings were fake. The moon is made of cheese, anything that lands on it wouldn't have been able to take off again
True, but they could have put a conveyor belt down which we all know allows aircraft to take off without moving.

Re: Notifications Broken

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2015 10:06 pm
by wobblysauce
r8response wrote:
durbster wrote:Incidentally, did you guys know the moon landings weren't real and were a false flag that led to 9/11 where Osama Bin Laden didn't vaccinate his kids because he thought they were illegal immigrants?
Of course the moon landings were fake. The moon is made of cheese, anything that lands on it wouldn't have been able to take off again
I have watched Walace and Gromit, I also vote for cheese.