Limericks part 2

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Limericks part 2

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Just found this old gem. It's been a while. http://arseforums.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=16005

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Who loved to stick in Rod
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He decided instead of lube
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Or an old tyre tube
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Best just to give him the nod.

Could I note without offence, The initial line should be There once was...

And I believe norbs line is missing an it.
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There once was a pedant called Petey
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Who did not have his morning weeties

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thinking he was clever
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he started to sever
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his peace deal with Israel in a treaty
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There was once a fancy lad named Jasom

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Who thought he was real good at racin'
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When he got in a car
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He thought he'd go far

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But the chick he was stalking did mace him.
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There once was a pommy called Durbs
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That loved to head stomp dudes on kerbs.
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Then an itch he did scratch

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like an infected snatch
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And hid from the cops in the burbs
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There once was a simulation
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That promised intense stimulation

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although it fell short
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Petes genital wart
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Dropped off, in commiseration .
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