Twitter gold/shit/funky/weird stuff.

[Santaria]

I really like Sean's humour. Really sad he's gone so early.

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[w00dsy]

Jimmy "What makes you happy Sean?"
Sean "Coming home to a full mouse trap"

Gold.

There was another one where he said the first thing he does in the morning is put all the lightbulbs back in.

[norbs]

Jimmy "What makes you happy Sean?"
Sean "Coming home to a full mouse trap"

Gold.

There was another one where he said the first thing he does in the morning is put all the lightbulbs back in.

Roisin and stop cock!

And "I know what a stop clock is"

[smithcorp]

Great thread:

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[DarrenM]

In this modern age it probably isn't the dog.

[Jamo]

Still better than The Last Jedi.

[smithcorp]

Those stoopid facebook t-shirt things have jumped species into twitter and blankets. Look at the state of this abortion!

[norbs]

Live, love, leap off a fucking cliff. Jesus.

[DarrenM]

What's the matter, Norbs? Not enough FONTS for you?

[durbster]

What's the matter, Norbs? Not enough FONTS for you?

[smithcorp]

LOL

[smithcorp]

[Big Kev]

[Big Kev]

[norbs]

This made me chuckle...

[w00dsy]

I hope it wasn't this

[norbs]

[StanDaam]

I don't often get in to the Twittersphere, but the Gumby video got me there!
I liked this take on sensationalism!

[durbster]

Ugh, that's spot on.

I have to keep pulling our boy up for this. He watches so much YouTube that it filters into real life, and pretty much anything that happens can be met by a stupid overdramatised reaction. OH MY GOD A PEN MOVED!!!!!!

[Big Kev]

Skynet is coming!!

A robot broke a seven-year-old boy's finger during a chess match in Moscow last week, Russian news outlets report.

"The robot broke the child's finger," Sergey Lazarev, Moscow Chess Federation President, told Tass news agency. "This is of course bad."

no shit sherlock

[norbs]

[Big Kev]

[durbster]

Connolly is one of the all time great storytellers.