Twitter gold/shit/funky/weird stuff.

[Big Kev]

I do like how you Aussies tell it like it is

[smithcorp]

Viral Linkedin post generator - this is great. It even has a cringe level slider.

https://t.co/4AOHlgZOsC

[Big Kev]

[norbs]

Reminds me of this one Kev.

[smithcorp]

Seen from an article on the Harvey Weinstein rape trial:

During opening statements on Monday, Deputy District Attorney Paul Thompson described to jurors how several women who have accused Weinstein of assault have identified that there are “unique things about his body” after he had a surgery in 1999. “That surgery caused pretty noticeable scarring, and you’ll see the pictures,” Thompson said. “Because of an infection, his testicles were actually taken from his scrotum and put into his inner thighs.”

[norbs]

Sweet jesus.

[Big Kev]

[Big Kev]

[norbs]

[KNAPPO]

There has been some cracking spoof accounts parodying real business with their $8 'verification'.

The best one ive seen to date is the Eli Lilly 'verified' account letting everyone know insulin will be free. Only for the real account to have to chime in and remind the world that they are still shitcunts and it was "misleading information"





Some more cracking examples.

[durbster]

That Eli Lilly tweet crashed their stock price.

Elon then tried to recover the situation and made it worse by posting some shit about how insulin is expensive to produce, which got corrected by his own website's fact-checker. The whole episode brought the public eye to the outrageous cost of insulin in the US, which is apparently ten times higher in the US than equivalent countries.

Surely the most expensive joke ever made?

[smithcorp]

Yes, I loved seeing that. Many of those impersonation tweets shone a light on corruption, like the Chiquita one. The Tesla ones were amazing.

I love how people are tweeting at Elon that Twitter seems better. I haven't seen ads, except a single Starlink one LOL, on my feed for days.

[KNAPPO]

Work like a dog or you are out. Sounds like a horrible place to work of late.

https://edition.cnn.com/2022/11/17/tech ... index.html

[smithcorp]

Seems like that hasn't gone down well and they are at panic stations for fear of sabotage:

[smithcorp]

Kind of fun to see this happening in real time:

[KNAPPO]

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[w00dsy]

It sounds like a whole bunch of people have bailed out. He should read Michael Scotts book Somehow I Manage to get some tips.

https://edition.cnn.com/2022/11/17/tech ... index.html

[smithcorp]

Elon's moved into the Fuhrer bunker

[DarrenM]

[KNAPPO]

Petulant Pimple & Space Karen got me.

[norbs]

I know a lot of social media isnt great, but fuck me, some of it is absolutely terrific.

I'm with Knappo, Space karen is gold.

[durbster]

It's very confusing that Twitter is by the best medium to watch Twitter implode.

If it really does die, how will we find out?

[w00dsy]

Myspace