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Boxhead is obviously taking performance enhancing drugs!!! I want some!

Well done Boxhead and Blitzer. No more fat biatch's in the front for me.

Good race guys. I really enjoyed that, barely made a mistake all race. Sorry for lagging out in front of you Shonky, and holding you up for the first few laps. I didn't take any fuel/tyres in the pits, that's the only reason I snuck in front of you I presume.

Well done Boxhead

Enjoyed that far more than I thought I would.
Really hate that car, probably the most out of the lot.

Really had to concentrate, it was more a case of trying not to fcuk up
rather than set fast laps.
But managed to finish up 3 places higher than I started, and had some low 50's
splits only to stuff them up in the last few turns.
Bring on the next one me says.

Double Post

Well I turned up with minimal practice for the round and that proved to be a little costly, but I was going for the race itself and being my first with ARSE, thought I might go in a little careful not knowing what to expect.

I was outqualified by a sideways Norbs (including dropping a doughy for the crowd on his warmup lap... he considered this was warming up his tyres... pffffft), as well as other names such as Shonky, Blitzer, Boxhead and Big Pete.

Muffed the start completely and thought I'll slot in at the rear and that didn't last long as cars were going everywhere and I was one of them on Lap 2 smacking the wall even before Turn 1

Picked myself up from laughing too much and headed off down the road to find everyone from 5th downwards doing the same thing. Pink and Blue and Green cars going everywhere. Caught up to Cutter and Norbs and pits stops started around the Lap 6 mark with CLP going in early and then having some fun with Norbs and leaving me to duck and dive for cover.

Pitted after Norbs and Cutter and come out some 8 seconds behind The Legend and Norbs ahead of him still. Put the head down (and so did Cutter) but Norbs went in for another pit stop. Oh... running light eh... comes out behind me. I put my head down further (looking through the wheel now - slipstream n all) and still couldn't catch that SCR car and a few slip ups and a few words of encouragement to myself and I'm getting caught up to by Norbs.

Here's some highlights of the text:

matticooper: drat
matticooper: bugger
Norbs: Laughing Out Loud
matticooper: drat
Norbs: m a t t i
matticooper: LOL
Norbs: m a t t i
matticooper:
Norbs: Laughing Out Loud
Norbs: m a t t i
matticooper: Sssh Concentrating..
Norbs: Laughing Out Loud


After that brief exchange, Norbs run out of fuel after completing 2 pit stops and did not finish the race. I struggled to finish the race after falling off my chair from laughing after he dropped 8 seconds in a lap and then spluttered to a stop not to finish the race.


Well done to Boxhead, Blitz and Shonky for the Top 3.

Great write up M a t t i, it was that good it is worth the double post.

matticooper wrote:
After that brief exchange, Norbs run out of fuel after completing 2 pit stops and did not finish the race. I struggled to finish the race after falling off my chair from laughing after he dropped 8 seconds in a lap and then spluttered to a stop not to finish the race.


Well done to Boxhead, Blitz and Shonky for the Top 3.

It wasnt that funny that we needed 2 posts

Not sure what I was thinking when I pitted. I know I changed my fuel load going into the pits after the 1st stint. Obviously, the mental gymnastics were too much for my pea brain and I completely stuffed it up, not once, but twice. Was good fun none the less. Great lap times guys.

SHoNKY wrote:Great write up M a t t i, it was that good it is worth the double post.

I don't have this sign for nuthin...

Ok here goes,

I won, got pole and fastest lap
i.e. I had a good race. thanks to shonky for the set, i supose that will be the last one i get

i dont like that car much but it gave me no trouble at all, must be the set

Boxhead wrote:Ok here goes,

I won, got pole and fastest lap
i.e. I had a good race. thanks to shonky for the set, i supose that will be the last one i get

i dont like that car much but it gave me no trouble at all, must be the set

You might have someone to talk to in your car next round.

norbs wrote:

Boxhead wrote:Ok here goes,

I won, got pole and fastest lap
i.e. I had a good race. thanks to shonky for the set, i supose that will be the last one i get

i dont like that car much but it gave me no trouble at all, must be the set

You might have someone to talk to in your car next round.

next round is in the FXO GTR..... single seater ... no biatch storage space

make him run a regular FXO .. that'll teach him

CLP

Really dont like that car

Especially since i was practicing in the fzr cos i got it wrong

Hey is there any chance we can get an update on current standings for the series?