The Official ARSE Ashes Thread
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how about resting Warney for the MCG test wouldnt that go down well.nutty wrote:Phill Jaques!
I would like to see Jaques given a go but I think Haydos may have saved himself and the brown nose gnome isnt doing a lot wrong - cept show he is arrogant and aggressive when things dont go his way.
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LOL no beef with Roy at all. In fact I think he is a dead set legend. But I dont think our current team has a place for him. Given the choice of Roy or Watson Id take Roy any day in any form of the game. Our selectors are trying to find a Flintoff or Kallis type of player and we simply dont have one. We need to decide if its a batsman or bowler we are wantingt and go with that. We dont want an allrounder who can score 30 and take a wicket. We either want a batsman capable of 100 each time he walks out or a bowler who can take 5 on a good day.Enforcer-J wrote:What's your beef with Roy? The blokes hardly been given a shot in the test squad and you wanna kick him out already?Bauer wrote:2 to go. Hope we trial a few things going forward. bye bye Roy for a start
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Oh bollocks.
Never mind, it was nice while it lasted.
Just got to avoid 5-0 now
Never mind, it was nice while it lasted.
Just got to avoid 5-0 now
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I've posted this in the HilariARSE thread but couldn't resist posting it here too
Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the
children what their fathers did for a living?
All the typical answers came out, fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy,
captain of
industry etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so
the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really
good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them
sleep with him."
The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took
little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.
"No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for England but I was just too
embarrassed to say."
Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the
children what their fathers did for a living?
All the typical answers came out, fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy,
captain of
industry etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so
the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really
good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them
sleep with him."
The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took
little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.
"No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for England but I was just too
embarrassed to say."
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Am I the only one that things Roy looks like a golly ? Especially with the zink on the mouth.
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Latest Ashes Quiz!!
Q. What do Geraint Jones and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. They both wear gloves for no apparent reason
Q. What is the height of optimism?
A. An English batsman applying sunscreen.
Q. What does Ashley Giles put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket?
A. A bat
Q. What would Glen McGrath be if he was an Englishman?>
A. An all rounder.
Q. What advantage do Pieterson, Strauss and Geraint Jones have over the rest of their team-mates?
A. At least they can say they're not really English.
Q. What is the English version of a hat-trick?
A. Three runs in three balls.
Q. What do you call an Englishman with 100 runs against his name?
A. A bowler.
Q. What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by English batsmen?
A. The walk back to the pavilion.
Q. Who has the easiest job in the English squad?
A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.
Q. Why is Andrew Flintoff the unluckiest English player?
A. Because he was actually born in England.
Q. What does "Ashes" stand for?
A. Another Sad Horrific English S eries.
A. They both wear gloves for no apparent reason
Q. What is the height of optimism?
A. An English batsman applying sunscreen.
Q. What does Ashley Giles put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket?
A. A bat
Q. What would Glen McGrath be if he was an Englishman?>
A. An all rounder.
Q. What advantage do Pieterson, Strauss and Geraint Jones have over the rest of their team-mates?
A. At least they can say they're not really English.
Q. What is the English version of a hat-trick?
A. Three runs in three balls.
Q. What do you call an Englishman with 100 runs against his name?
A. A bowler.
Q. What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by English batsmen?
A. The walk back to the pavilion.
Q. Who has the easiest job in the English squad?
A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.
Q. Why is Andrew Flintoff the unluckiest English player?
A. Because he was actually born in England.
Q. What does "Ashes" stand for?
A. Another Sad Horrific English S eries.
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and arent I glad I followed up withEnforcer-J wrote:I'm not one to say " I told you so"Enforcer-J wrote:What's your beef with Roy? The blokes hardly been given a shot in the test squad and you wanna kick him out already?Bauer wrote:2 to go. Hope we trial a few things going forward. bye bye Roy for a start
Oh and @ England
cos he proved himself one today. So I say give him marto's spot. He still isnt the Flintoff they are looking for thoughLOL no beef with Roy at all. In fact I think he is a dead set legend.
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bah It should be mentioned that "Roy" is in fact..... English.
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