Your favourite movie quote.

[richo]

Probably bumping an old thread but what the ...

Lock Stock

Bacon: Right. Let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy, and those who trust me from the ones who don't, because if you can't see value here today, you're not up here shopping. You're up here shoplifting. You see these goods? Never seen daylight, moonlight, Israelite. Fanny by the gaslight. Take a bag, c'mon take a bag. I took a bag home last night. Cost me a lot more than ten pound, I can tell you. Anyone like jewelry? Look at that one there. Handmade in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney. It's as long as my arm. I wish it was as long as something else. Don't think because these boxes are sealed up, they're empty. The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker, and by the look of some of you lot today, I'd make more money with me measuring tape. Here, one price. Ten pound.

Snatch:
Tommy: Who took the jam outta your doughnut?
Turkish: You took the fucking jam outta my doughnut, Tommy. You did.

Customs: Do you have anything to declare?
Avi: Yeah don't go to England

[Enforcer-J]

Wrong answer.....

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[crumejack]

"I like to feel his eyes on me when I look away" - Before Sunrise

"The more you know who you are and what you want, the less you let things bother you" - Lost in Translation"

"This is my daughter Dottie, this is my other daughter Dottie's sister" - A League of Their Own

[Sambo]

Wrong answer.....

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[Jamo]

Jeez I remember the first time I saw 'Irene' George St Sydney Midnight session pissed as a fart.

I did not think I was gonna get out of there alive I was laughing so hard. Next day my chest my aching was still from it. That movie is Comedic Gold.

[Robbo]

Couple of short ones ...

The Matrix .. "Dodge this"
Big Trouble in Little China .. "Son of a bitch must pay"

[durbster]

From The Hive, which is an amazing thriller about ants which become intelligent and start taking over an island. At one point, the prime minister declares:
"We do not negotiate with ANTS!"

[Nigel]

Couple of short ones ...

The Matrix .. "Dodge this"
Big Trouble in Little China .. "Son of a bitch must pay"

There are so many from BTILC. Great film and one before its time.
"This lopan I ran over... Through!"

[ginyjhon]

"Hey, homeboy, what do you say we close that door, we'll get the prom queen impregnated" - The Breakfast Club

"Its like the wind, I cant see it but i feel it" - A Walk To Remember.

[richo]

Whats the situation?

Two blokes and a fuck load of cutlery.

[mrleisure]

Doctor Strangelove .
Sterling Hayden/Gen. Jack D. Ripper: Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

[NeilPearson]

"Hey, homeboy, what do you say we close that door, we'll get the prom queen impregnated" - The Breakfast Club

"Its like the wind, I cant see it but i feel it" - A Walk To Remember.

you missed a word in the a walk to remember quote :P

wait i dont know that.... really...

[J.D.]

Doctor Strangelove .
Sterling Hayden/Gen. Jack D. Ripper: Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

That really is a classic.

Closely followed by Keenan Wynn as Colonel Bat Guano. World War Three is about to break out when this priceless exchange takes place:

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Colonel... that Coca-Cola machine. I want you to shoot the lock off it. There may be some change in there.
Colonel "Bat" Guano: That's private property.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Colonel! Can you possibly imagine what is going to happen to you, your frame, outlook, way of life, and everything, when they learn that you have obstructed a telephone call to the President of the United States? Can you imagine? Shoot it off! Shoot! With a gun! That's what the bullets are for, you twit!
Colonel "Bat" Guano: Okay. I'm gonna get your money for ya. But if you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, you know what's gonna happen to you?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: What?
Colonel "Bat" Guano: You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.

I take it I don't have to explain the joke about the Colonel's name...

[matticooper]

I apologise up front for this, but here goes:

"Tell 'em they're dreamin'"

"Hows the serenity?"

"Ay Steve, Can you move the Camira? I need to get the Torana out to get to the Commodore.
Sure thing Dad, but I'll have to get the keys to the Cortina if I'm gunna move that Camira.
Alright mate, just watch the boat"

and

"This is going straight to the pool room"

[NeilPearson]

I apologise up front for this, but here goes:

"Tell 'em they're dreamin'"

"Hows the serenity?"

"Ay Steve, Can you move the Camira? I need to get the Torana out to get to the Commodore.
Sure thing Dad, but I'll have to get the keys to the Cortina if I'm gunna move that Camira.
Alright mate, just watch the boat"

and

"This is going straight to the pool room"

dont apologize for that! great quotes have come from that

[J.D.]

dont apologize for that! great quotes have come from that

Indeed!

Pool Room

[r8response]

Predator:

Hawkins: Billy. Billy! The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't."

[Billy stares blankly]

Hawkins: See, cuz of the echo.

[richo]

Bunch of slack jawed faggots!

[mrleisure]

Forbidden Planet/Robby the Robot : Sorry,miss. I was giving myself an oil-job.

[J.D.]

From Casablanca

Ugarte: You despise me, don't you?
Rick: If I gave you any thought I probably would.

[c.j]

Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder.

The rant with flaming dragon, caught it again on the teev tonight and it had me in stitches.

[VTRacing]

Tow-Mater from Cars:

"I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park!"

[c.j]

My fav animated movie VT. lol... Mater is great.

[Nigel]

From the Terminator.

"Fuck you arsehole."
"I'll Be back"

[richo]

Nobody fucks with the Jesus