Johnny X wrote: Monty Python - Life of Brian is full of goodies
"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy"
Centurion "Did you find anything ?"
Soldier "Found this spoon sir"
Centurion "Right - carry on"
The whole Biggus Dickus sketch
etc.....
so many great lines from Team America.Montey wrote:"Look.... this is my serious face."
"Ah, being a dick ain't so bad. There are three kinds of people..."etc..
Ok here's one from a book to show the slight differences in a movie - Fight Club - just when Tyler Durden says something about shagging Marla:Bauer wrote:what good would that do me in a movie quote thread? Maybe when the book quote thread opens up I might say something else.NeilPearson wrote: read the book! grrrrrr
come again meow?KNAPPO wrote:Not word for word but its close.
Super Troopers.
Farva; can I get a liter of cola.
Burger Punk; sorry I don’t think we serve liter of cola.
Farva; I said I want a liter of cola.
Burger Punk; Sorry sir I don’t know what that is…..
Farva: Liter of Cola is French for, GIVE ME SOME FUCKING COLA!!!!!
thanks for reminding me about that movie Knappo, im going to watch it now 
Litre is French for give me some fucking cola before I break vous fucking lips!KNAPPO wrote:Not word for word but its close.
Super Troopers.
Farva; can I get a liter of cola.
Burger Punk; sorry I don’t think we serve liter of cola.
Farva; I said I want a liter of cola.
Burger Punk; Sorry sir I don’t know what that is…..
Farva: Liter of Cola is French for, GIVE ME SOME FUCKING COLA!!!!!
marla says both those to tyler.ashsimmonds wrote:Ok here's one from a book to show the slight differences in a movie - Fight Club - just when Tyler Durden says something about shagging Marla:Bauer wrote:what good would that do me in a movie quote thread? Maybe when the book quote thread opens up I might say something else.NeilPearson wrote: read the book! grrrrrr
Movie: "I haven't been fucked like that since grade-school."
Book: "I want to have your abortion."
not being pedantic or anything. Hi VT.
Team America wrote:"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!"
Unforgiven wrote:"Who's the fella owns this shithole? You, fat man. Speak up."
"Uh, I... I own this establishment. I bought the place from Greeley for a thousand dollars. "
"You better clear outta there. "
"Yes sir"
"Just hold it right there. Hold it...!"
BOOM!!!
"Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch! You just shot an unarmed man!"
"Well, he should have armed himself..."
"if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend."
"You'd be William Munny out of Missouri. Killer of women and children."
"That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned."
