Your favourite movie quote.

[norbs]

Come on, I know Rod has a million quotes. Whats your favourite movie quote/s?

Homer doing Spider Pig in the Simpsons movie slayed me.

From Deuce bigalow.
T.J. Hicks: Deuce, you the best he-bitch in my man stable. If I had two more manginas like you, I'd be a millionaire.

T.J. Hicks: The "man-gina": it's a professional term we man-whores use to describe our he-pussy.

There are heaps more from that movie.


Something about Mary.
Magda: The last time I had a pap smear, the guy needed leather gloves and an oyster shucker.


Worlds Fastest Indian.
Burt Munro: If you don't follow your dreams, you might as well be a vegetable.


More to come when I think of them.

[Exar Kun]

"But I was going into Toshi Station to pick up some power converters". Whiniest line in a movie ever!

[c.j]

We ride together, we die together, Bad Boys for life - Bad Boys 2


The whole 'say what again motherfucker' part from pulp fiction.... cracks me up everytime...

[Nigel]

"But I was going into Toshi Station to pick up some power converters". Whiniest line in a movie ever!

Yeah, but you know what, it worked.
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"Perhaps you think your being treated, unfairly ?" - Darth Vader. 'The Empire strikes Back'

"You going to pull those pistols, or whistle dixy" - Josy Whales 'The Outlaw Josy Whales'

"Train him for the games, let him hope for a while, then blow him away" - Master Control Programme. 'TRON'

"I have been waiting for you Obi-Wan. We meet again at least, when I left you I was but the learner. Now I am the Master." - Darth Vader 'Star Wars'

"Those fuck'n prawns" - barbarian father dude 'Hercules Returns'

"When ya gotta shot; shoot. Don't talk." - The Good, The Bad and The Ugly


"Do you feel lucky punk" - Dirty Harry 'Dirty Harry'

"Rosebud" - Kane 'Citizen Kane'

"We're going to need a bigger boat" - sheriff Brody 'Jaws'

Samuel L Jackson "What" from Pulp Fiction.

Bond: "You expect me to talk?"
Goldfinger: "nNoo mr. Bond. I expect you to die." - Goldfinger

Thats all I can think of off the top of my head.

[DarrenM]

"How 'bout no, ya crazy dutch bastard" - Dr Evil, Goldmember

Don't know why, but it makes me giggle every time I think about it.

[w00dsy]

i could be hear all night, but, here's some from Anchorman, my all time fav movie.

Ron Burgundy: I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
Veronica Corningstone: Really.
Ron Burgundy: People know me.
Veronica Corningstone: Well, I'm very happy for you.
Ron Burgundy: I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

Ron Burgundy: Go fuck yourself, San Diego.

Ed Harken: A lot of you have been hearing the affiliates complaining about a lack of diversity on the news team.
Champ Kind: What in the hell's diversity?
Ron Burgundy: Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
Ed Harken: Ron, I would be surprised if the affiliates were concerned about the lack of an old, old wooden ship, but nice try.

Ron Burgundy: The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show...

Brian Fantana: I think I was in love once.
Ron Burgundy: Really? What was her name?
Brian Fantana: I don't remember.
Ron Burgundy: That's not a good start, but keep going...
Brian Fantana: She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again.
Ron Burgundy: I'm pretty sure that's not love.
Brian Fantana: Damn it.

Ed Harken: [on the phone with his son] Put down the gun, and let the marching band go. We'll play it off as a prank.

[Gusto]

Why write it when in this day and age we can just show it. Well, this one's better shown in context of the scene, so here's the whole scene from zoolander.

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[Exar Kun]

Hahahaha, Zoolander is one of my faves. We use the "...for ants?" line all the time when we see something small.

[w00dsy]

i always use the 'the files are IN the computer?' line a bit. And i always say eugoogley now too.

[Righteous]

speaking of bad boys, I always use that line the dude in the store uses, "I blow your heads off mother bitches"!!!!

Also, one of my absolute favourite movies is, "not another teen movie". The line "Jackie, Jackie, about to make a big.......... mistakie".. AHhahaaaahh....

Not that I think of it,


"'ill be back"

Yipeekiyay mother f%^&*er"

[Bauer]

"I can pick anyone I choose and I choose Ben Richards. That boy is one mean motherfucker. "



the old duck from the audience in The Running Man

[Johnny X]

Ezekiel 25:17 - Pulp Fiction

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"Time to die" - Bladerunner

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One from Apocalypse Now, after getting his mission Cpt Willard talks about how many people he's killed and adds

"Charging a man with murder in this place is like handing out speeding tickets at the Indy 500"

Monty Python - Life of Brian is full of goodies

"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy"

Centurion "Did you find anything ?"
Soldier "Found this spoon sir"
Centurion "Right - carry on"

The whole Biggus Dickus sketch

etc.....

[Exar Kun]

"Time to die" - Bladerunner

I love that line - and the line before it, "All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain" that was improvised was amazing too.

[Nigel]

Yeah the "Tears in the Rain" speech is brilliant. In fact, Bladerunner represents one of three films in which I have leant more about it the more I watch it. The others being High Plans Drifter and Malholand Drive.

[durbster]

Airplane (err, you might know it as Flying High for some reason):

"Surely you can't be serious"
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."

"We have clearance Clarence"
"Roger roger, what's our vector Victor?"

Old lady: Nervous?
Ted Striker: Yes.
Old lady: First time?
Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.

Oh, and:

Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
Clarence Oveur: I can't tell.
Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
Clarence Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.
Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
Clarence Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?

[Gusto]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

[durbster]

There are some great lines in Evil Dead: Army of Darkness too:

"See this? This is my BOOM STICK!"

"You found me beautiful once..."
"Well honey, you got real ugly!"

And everything Duke Nukem says, since they were all ripped off the Evil Dead series.

[Nigel]

Airplane (err, you might know it as Flying High for some reason):

Yeah I have never understood that. Since its a parody of "Airport". "Airplane" works well, "Flying High" means fuck all.

[Johnny X]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

It smells like...... victory

[NeilPearson]

"I can pick anyone I choose and I choose Ben Richards. That boy is one mean motherfucker. "



the old duck from the audience in The Running Man

read the book! grrrrrr

[Bauer]

"I can pick anyone I choose and I choose Ben Richards. That boy is one mean motherfucker. "



the old duck from the audience in The Running Man

read the book! grrrrrr

what good would that do me in a movie quote thread? Maybe when the book quote thread opens up I might say something else.

[Fandango]

"Gimme the cashshsh!"

That's stuck with me forever!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OADJl-CVDo0

[Johnny X]

I love that line - and the line before it, "All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain" that was improvised was amazing too.

Inspired I would say


Here's one from my avatar:

[message relayed from monolith] All these worlds are yours, except Europa. Attempt no landing there. Use them together. Use them in peace.

[Johnny X]

Sex Education, the Monty Python way...

Humphrey: So, just listen. Now, did I or did I not... do... vaginal... juices?
Pupils: Mmm. Mmm. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Humphrey: Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson.
Watson: R - rubbing the clitoris, sir?
Humphrey: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.
Wymer: Suck the nipple, sir?
Humphrey: Good. Good. Well done, Wymer.
Pupil: Uh, stroking the thighs, sir.
Humphrey: Yes. Yes, I suppose so. Hmm?
Pupil: Oh, sir. Biting the neck.
Humphrey: Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uhh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.
Watson: Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.

[Vilante]

Happy is a Fave:

"Son of a bitch ball. Why didn't you just go home? That's your home. Are you too good for your home? Answer me! Suck my white ass ball!"