Team America is quote heaven....
Team America wrote:"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!"
for a serious movie... id have to go with this...
Unforgiven wrote:"Who's the fella owns this shithole? You, fat man. Speak up."
"Uh, I... I own this establishment. I bought the place from Greeley for a thousand dollars. "
"You better clear outta there. "
"Yes sir"
"Just hold it right there. Hold it...!"
BOOM!!!
"Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch! You just shot an unarmed man!"
"Well, he should have armed himself..."
"if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend."
"You'd be William Munny out of Missouri. Killer of women and children."
"That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned."